self indulgent g&p stuff

they go parachute jumping

so to help christopher overcome his acrophobia, they are on a helicopter, everyone plans to jump.

"I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT TO COME! I AM FUCKING AFRAID OF HEIGHT!" christopher is screaming at this point. hell, he was forcefully dragged here by maika... it seems like maika didnt actually expect him to be this stressed out too. christopher is hugging onto his seat like a pathetic cat desperately trying not fall down from the tree. it is quite a sight. "cmon, christopher, you likely wont get another chance in life like this." novocaine seems much calmer. "christopher, it would probably be ok...!" hyperdontia is still attempting to be brave even though he is trembling. "c, cmon, big brother!" hyperdontia has a habit of calling christopher "big brother" - it makes him feel warm. "you can do it!" "I CANT! I FUCKING CANT! AHHHHHH!" that scream was so blood-curling everyone there feels themselves having goosebumps. "its fine, christopher!" nancy tried to comfort him. "you see," henry gently guide christopher to the door by his hands. "it is not that hard! well, possibly! ok, now take some deep breaths, and we will jump on the count of three, ok? now, take some deep breaths-"

frances kicked christopher out of the helicopter.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they can almost hear his tears from his voice, poor christopher. "MOM WHAT THE FUCK!?" henry is so shocked he actually swear. wow. "he just need to tough up." was all frances said. its not that she is in a bad mood and decided to take it out, of course not. "OH MY FUCKING GOD. MY BROTHER." maika barely restrained herself from punching frances (calm down you are way too strong calm down you are way too strong calm down you are way too strong calm down-) while cakey watched in shock. "oh my god christopher." nancy shook her head in disbelief. "is, is, is, is cristopha oh kay!?" hyperdontia got so nervous he started slurring over words and stuttering again. "well... i see a parachute opened so yeah, he is most likely ok. physically." novocaine looked down and calmly announced. kennith ran towards the door. "well, i need to go comfort him, so bye you guys!" he jumped like he has nothing to live for, but luckily he wasnt intending on offing himself and pulled the string to open the parachute. say simply facepalmed - ah yes, of course frances will do that. she is frances, after all. "i will jump next. frances you piece of shit, fuck you." she said and jumped off before frances can shout at them. "umm... ok now im feeling kind of nervous..." henry clutched the sweat in his palms, and nancy held his hand. "its fine, dear. we can do it." and with that, the two of them jumped off like lovers committing suicide. "i, i should jump too..." hyperdontia jumped off while screaming. "yippee lets gooooooo!" arc jumped off. "o, ok, im the next!" cakey jumped off, followed by maika. "fine, here i come." and novocaine leaped off the helicopter, leaving only frances here. "alright now, pilot, go back to the ground."

and so when everyone conforting a panicked christopher see frances walking down the helicopter comfortably, they were in silence for a few seconds. the next monent, they started screaming angrily at her.

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! FRANCES YOU BITCH!" everyone seethe at her and started arguing. "yo guys in back!" arc came covered in blood. "so i forgot to bring the backpack. no worries though, you see!" he giggled, while the pilot watched traumatized for the rest of his life. well, it was an amazing day. christophers acrophobia became even more severe.