The mind of a girl

First thing first

(I'm the realist
Sorry I had to) but I'm gunna start with how we feel.

Around guys: OMG he is hot I want him I need him yassss

With my friends: let's go set mailboxes on fire and smash glass bottles and talk trash about the populars and whores in our school.

With preppy friends: let's do each others hair and nails and talk trash about girls in our school.

With guys: (Que. romantic cat purring) sup (Que. stutter)

Eating: don't look at me I'm pure (Que. hissing)

Reading a romantic novel: why can't this be my life? I'm a good person.

On 3rd day of period: where is the pickles, ranch, ramen, ketchup, and Nutella.

Reading: we don't read (it is rare to see reading girls in their natural habitat)

Walking in high heels: (imagine walking on the Empire State Building)

In dresses: can you see my butt?!?

Shopping: let's buy clothes that make guys notice us *grabs shirt 3 sizes too small* perfect!

At school: let's become whores and make guys notice us so we can become 16 and pregnant in high-school!
( for the girls not like this bless your heart stay pure and the girls who are this ill see you in hell)

Changing in the locker room at school: let's get this over with. NOW.

Teen pregnancy: (que.name calling) I'm so happy I have a person in me wow

With boyfriends: who ever said all girls have a special love in their life was wrong
#foreveralone XD
Comment for more and if I need to add one XD BYE
~JENNY