The mind of a girl

The girl code

1: chicks before dicks
2: NEVER date your friends ex's EVER
3:the classic inside jokes are always funny
4: the girl has to win the argument
5: if said girl doesn't win said argument we have full right to give the male in the relationship the said silent treatment
6: we hate being cheated on it hurts more than anything it hurts our bank accounts
7: never call a girl fat when on period we will murder you and not feel bad about it
8: don't trick us for anything again will murder and not feel bad
9: be kind to the friends of said girl it is worth it in the end believe me it is
10: we love the guy that doesn't know we exist but the said guy needs to grow a pair and ask her out I always say don't knock it till you try it it is worth it in the end. ( most of the time... )