Joaquin: (yaoi jojo dream obviously) Mmmm... OH HOM!! mtayh- Hmmmm.
Quick man: It's not Krismas!!!
Joaquin:
*goes back to jotakak dream*
Quick man: *slaps joaquin* ITS NOT KIŠ MAAASSS!!!
*harlem shake*
Joaquin:WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!?!?!?!
* chokes Joaquin*
Quick man:What is it, JOJO!?!1/11???
*lmao jojo ref*
(Joaquin gets choked by Quick man)
Quick man: That's right! IS NOT CRISMAS~!
(Quick man throws Joaquin out the window)
Joaquin: AAAAAAAAAÄ!
Joaquin: *lands on snow* Ouh! *relief*
John Cena: (Rubs hands together then jumps off roof)
Joaquin: WRYYYYYY!!!
(John Cena invisibility hits)
Joaquin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF!! SSSSSSSSSSsŠSSSSSSSSSsSšSSSS!
Quick man: *JEVIL LAUGH* ÎT'Š ÑÖT KHRÏŚTMÂÅĀÀŠ!!!!!!!
(Joaquin screams)
*nIgUrUnDaYoOoO*
Jotaro: Ho Ho Ho! *notices joaquin running* J-Jojo! Jojo! *gets stabbed* Oh! OHH! My Leg! Oh ho ho ho!
(three mets trip joaquin down with met one's leg)
Joaquin: Ouch!!
The mets: ₐₕₐₕₕₐₐₕₐₕₕₐₕₐ
Quick man: ɐɥ ᴴᴬ HAAAAAAÃ!!!
(quick gives met 1, met 2, and met 3 a wet willy
(wahwe) hanger and Hulk smash and has a suspense.)
(Meanwhile, cesar tickles Jospeh)
Jospeh: Oh, hèllo Jojo!
Modern crusaders: (applied sadness crying and uryas) A hh AA!!
Jospeh: J-JoJo, why are you crying?
Cesar: *untranslated raw italian* ( The captions translate it to "Haven't you heard, today is k r i m a h?")
Jospeh: Exactly! Is--
Quick man: NOT CRISMAAAAAAAAÁAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(quick man proceeds to murder Jospeh and cesar by using size adjustment)
(at least it not cesar getting crushed by a rock)
Joaquin:*the famous joaquin scream* (nigerundayooooo)
Quick man: DON'T RUN JOJO! ＨＡ Ｈ Ａ Ｈ A !
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*Zooms into The joestar passione headquarters*
Giorno: Ah... I like my tea
Is how I like my own mafia gang!
*Sips tea and the taste is gotth pizz*
Giorno: (Spits out tea) DIS IZ DIZGASTING!
Joaquin: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NOöOH!!
Goth wine aunt: Who is this giogio?
Giorno: i dont know
Goth wine aunt: (scoffs) Do something! Heal her shes in a lot of pain!
*quick man lands on floor from a high place*
Quick man: ñ o t ç h r ï š t m a s.
*PewDiePie bomb*
Bomb: pyodibpaiiiiiiiiiii
Giorno: Augh! Oh, that smells like weed and drugs (gags)
Giorno: BAN THEM!
(mista sex pistol strike)
(Accidentally murders diavolo the milionth time and a white person flashes on the screen)
Quick man: u gona die jojo. youregonnadielike, £Vⓔｒץ𝓸Ňέ JojoOoO HA HA HA!!!
Jotaro: JOAQUIN! DON' BELIEVE HIM JOAQUIN. IT'S KRISMAS JOAQUIN.
*Joaquin realizes that it's Christmas*
JOTARO: IT'S KRI--
Quick man: 『S』『H』『U』『T 『U』『P』.
(looks behind and
finds joaquin gone)
Joaquin: お前わ毛進でいる！ (ŌM∆£W∆ MŌU ŚHĪŃDĒĪRÜ!)
Quick man: ¿Qué?
(ear pinch)
Joaquin: ＫrＩＭＡH!！！！！！！！
Quick man: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
(back crack)
Quick man: AH~!
Joaquin: k R i M a!
(bomerang throw)
(stairs crash)
Quick man: ĀH! ÁH! ÅH! ãH!
(Slips and falls down stairs)
Quick man: *Continuously screaming*
(Slips on a random banana peel lol)
Quick man: O! 🅰️! 🅰️! 🅰️!
(Sits on Wheelchair)
Joaquin: KRIMAH!
(Throws Wheelchair)
Quick man: AHHHHHH!!!
(MYSTERIOUS WAYS MUDA)
Quick man: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!
Joaquin: *Waters a tree*
(Table treë, because, plot.)
(joaquin moves tree and table crushes to quick man)
Quick man: OW!
Joaquin: 𝚒h 𝐤 𝐢 𝐦𝐚 𝐡!
(Watch hits quikc man)
Quick man: AAAAAAAAA- *Glitches out, 𝑅 𝒶 𝓌 𝒞 𝒽 𝒾 𝒸 𝓀 𝑒 𝓃 𝒩 𝓊 𝑔 𝑔 𝑒 𝓉 𝒩 𝑜 𝒾SES *
Jotaro: HOH-ho !! You did it agaiiiin Jojo!
Joaqui : KIHmAHh! *Punches jotaro's another leg*
Jotaro: OHH! My other leg !! OHH! OHHHHHH!
Joaquin: MERRĮ K R IT M A a A aa AAĀ!!!!!!1!!!
Jonathan: Thånk you, everyone that įs here for my birthday. Thank-
Joaquin: KIMÃ!
(Joaquin slams Jonathan into the cake.)
Jonathan: ÄH oH AAH!
*SHIP EXPLODES*
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Mega man and jojo as memes (but its mostly sr. Pelo memes
Humor(Warning: you will laugh so hard that your die of laughter so read this at your OWN risk and also....... OOOGAAA BOOGAAA
