Beloved Jakey

snuck in

Y/n woke up, the birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and y/n's alarm clock went off. Y/n rolled over in her bed and let out a surprised scream. Jake was right next to her.

"Jakey! W-What are you doing here?" y/n asked. "And how did you get here..."

"What, are you not happy to see me, Princess?" he said.

"N-N-No!!!! That's not it at all... I'm j-just a little confused..."

Jake chuckled and sat up in y/n's bed. "I came in through the window. I was just so excited to see you, my snookumsy poo." Y/n blushed. Jake slowly bent over and placed a small smooch on her lips. Her fave turned into a whole tomato. "Well, you don't seem very happy to see me, so I'll leave," Jake said, disappointed.

"N-No, wait!!!!!!!!!" Y/n said as she grabbed his arm. "P-p-please stay..."

Jake smirked and said, "C'mon, I have something to show you." He grabbed her arm and took her to a forest. He pointed out a white cat. "I found this cat a couple days ago, and I want it to be yours."

Y/n's eyes lit up in excitement. "I want to name her Kitten Whiskers Fairy Claws Sailor Moon Pokemon Sparkle Fluffy!!" she said.

"It's perfect," Jake says. He points to a lake and told her he was going to go in it. He ripped off his shirt, revealing his rock hard abs that y/n ran into when she first met him. They glistened in the sunlight like oily baked potatoes. They stood out like a chicken in a barbie factory. They looked as beautiful as a sunset if it was plastered on someones body. Y/n couldn't help but stare. This was HER man. HER snookie wookie pookie dookie mookie nookie lookie yookie tookie rookie quookie sookie fookie gookie hookie jookie kookie zookie cookie xookie vookie bookie. HER sugar plum boo boo bear snookums baby cakes. But it all fell apart after-

TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!

WILL Y/N GET TO TOUCH THOSE ABS THAT ARE HARD AS A GIANT BOULDER?

WILL Y/N LOSE HER JAKEY SENPAI?

WILL SOMEONE ELSE TAKE JAKE AWAY FROM HER?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF...
MY
BELOVED
JAKEY