The Mad Mind of Lana

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Hello everyone! and welcome to my new book The Mad Mind of Lana, hopefully I will be able to remain creative and interested in writing this story.

Before I give you a small extract you need to read some rules -

1. Don't you dare steal my ideas, characters, personalities or anything to do with this book. I'm spending hours to make this the best as it can be for ya'll to read and I don't want some little bitch ass stealing my shit :)

2. This will be unedited until I have completed the entire book, so please bare with my terrible spelling mistakes. You would be doing me a solid if you POLITELY identified any mystakes (hahaha I'm funny, yes it's spelt incorrectly for a reason! Haha) you've found. Xx

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My update schedule is *drum roll* -

Every Wednesday, or Thursday or Friday. At 6:00 ..

I just hope I can stick to it xx

I hope you enjoy my new book and keep reading! Love Y'all

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Extract

"Bitch!"
"Oi... Bitch!"
"Fucking hell, Lana! Would you fucking listen to ME please?!" Raya asked slurring each muffled word, she had laid out sprawled across the hosts dining table, creating a few lust filled boys. I'm sure with the amount of alcohol she had already consumed, she would not remember any of this in the morning.

"What would your dear highness like?" I asked in responds. Even drunk she still scrunched up her nose hearing each word laced in sarcasm.

She mumbled, "You would not believe what I just found out!" Oh god, may the lord help us! I raised my eyebrow I'm anticipation waiting to hear her gossip that would leave me flabbergasted.

"First of all, I can see the my little pony bandaids you have covering your nipples...
"And Mr Scottland Bishop just arrived asking for you!" She slowly squeaked out. My first initial reaction was to adjust my revealing dress, that not only aloud my "nipples" to show but also way to much cleavage. That was until I realized what Syrun was gonna see me about or what I presumed. The one thing I hated more than my life. My body, my fat overweight body. He'll yell at me in front of all these people who secretly wish they could say the same, "your too fat to be allowed on the streets."

"Why is this so UNBELIEVABLE?!" I interrogate with a bored look on my face. It was hardly a secret that I had an encounter with Syrun, besides even if it was Raya would be the first to know.

"Because he's going to acknowledge our existence." She said continuing with, "he's hot, available, and coming our way!"
Raya quickly tried to fix her long bleached hair and adjust her short-arse dress. As he walked towards us, he exuded an air of confidence and carelessness. His intense stare was dark and cold, it made you want to look away and cower in a corner. He stopped an inch away from me, I could feel his hot minty breath on my forehead. I had to turn my head up just to even get a small glimpse of him, even then I'm too short.

The next set of words that came out of his mouth not only put a stop to my inhale and exhale intake but also literally stopped my heart. I felt as though I had LITERALLY DIED!