[The I.M.P drawings kill off human drawings with guns].
Blitza: We pile all the bodies into a big fuckin' canoe.
[The human bodies are tossed into a canoe that reads S.S. Cum Gutter.]
Blitza: We push said canoe into some water.
[Blitza drawing kicks the canoe full of bodies away from the dock.]
Blitza: We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles 'n shit. Maybe a goose, too! Fuck it!
[Animated drawings of sharks, snakes, eagles and creatures eat the bodies set on fire in the canoe. A large octopus chomps the entire ship and the animals.]
Blitza: They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet…
[The I.M.P drawings cheer and the Loona figure wears a party hat.]
Blitza: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...
[The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.]
Blitza: Do you have… any questions? *throws pointer stick through a window*
Mollie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Blitzo: *walks over to Moxxie* That wasn't a question.
Mollie: That wasn't a plan.
Blitza: *puts a hand around Mollie* I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It’s not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Mollie: A what now?
Blitza: I'm callin' ya slow, Mollie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you *begins poking Moxxie in the chest* talentless baby dicked troll?!
Mollie: *climbs onto table in anger* Well, why don't you *points at Blitza and points at her* take an art class?
Blitzo: *grabs Mollie and throws him back in his chair* Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!
Loona: Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?
Blitza: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!
[Blitza, Mollie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera, presumably looking at Helluva Boss's furry viewers.]
Loona: Well, I- I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.
Blitza: Wait, say that again.
Loona: I can... blend in…?
[Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.]
Millie: Do you have a human disguise?
Loona: Yeah. Don’t you?
[The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.]
Loona: You three have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time… without human disguises?!
Blitza: Okay, new plan!
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My succibus Mom (Weekly Update)
RomanceHazbin hotel and helluva boss is owned by vizzipop I only own y/n All characters are above 18
