Queen Shit‼️‼️

💋Chapter One💋

"FUCK!"

The loud profanity could be heard all throughout the forest along with loud crashing sounds. Had anyone even been in the forest, they would see the body of a girl rolling down the hill.

Your vision was starting to go black as you helplessly crashed into rocks and branches, until you eventually crashed into a tree. Successfully stopping you from descending any further.

"Mother fucker" You half heartedly murmured out, trying desperately to keep your battered body awake. You wanted to call out for help but one, that was embarrassing, two; you were almost positive that someone would have heard you already, and three; you were already struggling to breath let alone scream.

You weren't sure how long you sat there (let's be real, it wasn't long 💀) before you eventually fell into the dark void of unconsciousness. Now unable to hear the crunching off the snow or the gasp of the male that found you.

.·:*¨ ✘♚✘ ¨*:·.

 "Doctor, she's waking up!"

That was the first thing you heard as your eyes fluttered open. Your whole body throbbed dully as you sat up and glanced around the room.

Okay...

Where the fuck were you?

You sat on a futon next to a pale man with a long hat on. He looked quite frail and sickly. He held a book with a black cover on it and a large bookmark.

He opened his mouth to say something, but was immediately cut off by a coughing fit. You assumed he was the one who yelled as he was the only person in the room.

You sat awkwardly as he finished his comically long coughing fit.

"Um..." You began, "You good, man?"

"I-I apologize ma'am" He said weakly as he lifts his face from his elbow.

And holy shit.

"Damn you're fine" You muttered out with zero hesitation.

His face flushed red at your lack of shame and odd wording. He closed a book he was holding and turned to fully face you.

"Are you alright ma'am? You seem to have some pretty severe injuries..." He trailed of as he looked at the bandages littering your body.

You followed his eyes down to the bandages, you hadn't even noticed them before. You shrugged, "I'm fine babes, but I'm probably hella numbed up right now 🤷‍♀️."

His pale cheeks once again got red. You were quite unusual with your way of talking.

Or maybe you weren't.

Not that he knew, he was hospitalized his whole life.

"So what's your name Hotty Mcthotty?" You said, leaning closer to him. He let out a surprised cough at your boldness before mumbling out an answer.

"Kibitsuji Muzan" He said, "Though you may call me Muzan, I don't have much time left anyway..."

Skill issue but aight.

He glanced off to the side in an emo fashion before sighing and looking back up at you.

"Cool, so how long was I out?" You asked, completely glossing over his emo sentence and mannerisms.

The skinny male sighed before redirecting his attention to you. "About a day, the doctor said a hunter found you shortly after you went unconscious."

Almost as if on cue, the shoji door slid open to reveal a brunette in a doctors outfit. He also wore a hat that low key looked like the tip of a penis 💀.

"I see you've awoken" He stated the obvious, "While you were unconscious, we sedated you and looked over your injuries."

His calm voice gave you a false sense of comfort. You had started to assume that you're injuries weren't bad.

"Had you not been found, you would have died" He causally dropped that bomb as if talking about the weather. "You broke three ribs and fractured two. Along with a concussion and almost broke your spine*

Your jaw deadass fell on the floor. You must have been drugged up like CRAZY to not feel any of that.

"Now would you mind explaining why you were in the forest ma'am" The doctor asked, peaking Muzan's attention. They both waited eagerly as you opened your mouth to explain.

"So you see..." You began before pausing.

Wait...

How the fuck DID you end up role playing a crash test dummy in the forest?

Both men watched in confusion as you pinched your brows and tried to recall anything.

"I dunno" You said while carelessly shrugging after a second of thought, "I can't remember much."

The doctor nodded slowly in understandable before asking you a couple of simple questions.

"Do you remember your name?"

"(Y/n) (L/n)"

"Do you have any close family members?"

"Nah man, my dad dipped to get the milk and my mom blamed me lmao"

"And what is the date?

An immediate response didn't come out of you this time, signaling the doctor to tell you.

"We are in the Heian period ma'am" he informed you.

The fucking what?

You didn't get much time to think as the doctor told you to get some rest.

"The sedatives will most likely wear off by the time you awaken, you're in for a rough couple of weeks."

You shrugged him off before laying your head back down on the futon. You were a strong woman, you'd be fine.

 ·:*¨ ✘♚✘ ¨*:·.

"I wish the tree killed me!"

Muzan chuckled softly at your child-like wails. It had been two weeks since the accident and you and Muzan quickly became friends.

Muzan enjoyed your odd way of speaking along with the way you showered him in compliments. And you enjoyed the eye candy.

Muzan smiled slightly at the suffering figure on the ground. You definitely were a lot different than what he expected a girl to be like. You were a lot less elegant and reserved than the usual.

You were quite open and blunt about everything. It was definitely endearing in its own way.

A fait blush invaded the man's face as he continued to observe your (still bitching and moaning) figure. There was definitely something special about you.

Muzan couldn't help but feel as if you were a blessing brought to him for his last year of life.

A godsend of sorts...

It was almost like you were a goddess

·:*¨ ✘♚✘ ¨*:·.

~Incorrect quote of the chapter~

Muzan: PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!
Y/n: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?