Paris Hilton (your mom) beats you with a frying pan to wake you up "bitch wake up you have your assigned marriage today slut" Paris Hilton screams like a rabid animal in your face you get up and you dress as
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
whatever the fuck this thing is. you did your cute clown makeup and left the house becasu3 you haven't touched grass in 15 decades
timeskip ti the wedding
you were getting married to Kristoff from frozen. you hated him. "Do you take him as your pookie bear?" No, I don't "yes uwu nya," then out for nowhere, you see a purple guy in a caddilac XLR, he was BUFF and he was shitting out rainbows. "hey bbg hop in my csddikax" you ran to him. you guys run away together and have hard-core sex and then Obama hits your guys car and he has sex with Donald duck in ur trunk.
the end ✡️✡️✡️✡️🦅✡️🦅✡️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏳️🌈🦅🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
