I.M.P intern

Pilot

Samuel's Pov

"Alright, I know business been kind of.... Slow, it's now ones fault. I'm not naming any names....Moxxie. Said BlizØ

"Now, does anyone have any ideas to bring business back up?" Asked BlizØ

"W....What about a car wash?" I said
Asked

"That's a great idea, my sweet Sammy wammy, but sadly, no in hell would want their car clean." Said BlizØ

"What about a billboard?" Said BlizØ

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Said Moxxie

"Really glad you're here now moxxie". Said BlizØ and pushed moxxie away

"Did you all forget what service we provide?" Asked BlizØ

He then turns on the video of us killing people while we eat popcorn.

"Those we the good times." Said BlizØ

"Sir, I don't need reminding, considering you blew most of our salary on obnoxious TV ad last week one that you additionally paid for a full three hours on a channel that no one watches". Said moxxie

"Uh, excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle it's a fun distraction." Said BlizØ

As they continued talking, loona showed sends me a funny video.

Afterward, I went back listening to BlizØ and moxxie conversation.

"Do not agree with him in front of me." Said moxxie

BlizØ then plays the ad that we made.

As it was playing, I felt long arms wrap around me.

I turned to see it was BlizØ which I tried to get out of his arms, but he hugged me tighter.

The ad then ended.

Which caused BlizØ to let me go.

"I like to go on record that Incident was Loona fault dispatch is supposed to give us the right info of the target it's very simple." Said Moxxie

"Oh, sit on a dick moxxie." Said Loona

"You sit on a.... and uh...d.. do your job. " Said Moxxie

"Now we don't blame are screw ups on loona." Said BlizØ

"Actually, it was my fault I misread the message and told you all and caused y'all to get the wrong target." I said

"It's alright, Sugar pie no harm done." Said Mille

"And loona didn't do anything wrong." Said BlizØ hugging loona

"Are you kidding me sir she's awful." Said moxxie

They then remind BlizØ all the times loona acted up.

"Look, the point is loona is a valued member of are family". Said BlizØ

"Aw." I said

"We aren't a family sir you are the boss. We are the employees. You treat her like some trouble teenager she's more like a meth addicted homeless woman that you let man the phone. " Said Moxxie

"That is offensive without homeless people. I wouldn't be as happy I was, but I'm even happier when I have my sweet Sweet Sammy". BlizØ said

"While we're on the topic of "family" can you stop finding me, millie outside of work?" Said Moxxie

"Come on, it's not that bad, sweetie."  Said me and millie

"Excuse me... WHAT!" Said moxxie

I remembered when moxxie told me about BlizØ was in their fridge, I remember when he watched me when i was asleep, and recording moxxie and millions sing.

"Just stop doing that." Said Moxxie

"I don't see an issue in it. Is there something you don't want me seeing baby weiner haver?" BlizØ joked

Moxxie and BlizØ get in an argument, which caused me to put on headphones for the rest of the time.

I dozed off as I listened to some music.

Timeskip

We chopped up the target and send back to the human world.

I started heading home until.

"Hey Samuel, wait". I hear moxxie say

"W....What's up"? I asked

"Me and millie was wondering if you would come over to our place and join us for dinner tomorrow." Asked moxxie

"I love too I....I'll see y'all tomorrow". I said

I then head home.