Tamara's POV
So after what happened not too long ago both Divine and I alongside Tiana and Dwayne decided to go down to Portmore at the Hellshire beach just to chill , eat some food and unwind before I leave for work tomorrow.
It's now about 4:30pm and as soon as we see water Tiana decides to start her shenanigans.
"Babe see wah crocodile deh!" she exclaims for about the fourth time trying to somewhat scare Deshawn.
"A bet seh mi mek yuh see stars a circle round yuh head" Deshawn laughs right back at her sarcastically.
"Yuh wah try it and see if yah live fi tell di tale?" she smirks at him and they look at each other all lovey dovey.
"Yuh know mi nuh fraid fi buss two cla-"
"Alright alright save di bagga chatting fi when we reach please and thanks cuz a fuck unnuh wah fuck and a try kill time wid di talking and unnuh nah guh fuck inah my lambo" Divine says cutting off his brother.
We all laugh at what Divine says upon arriving to the entrance at hellshire.
"Bwoy di parking round ya fuck up dawg" divine says trying to find a good parking spot and as soon as he parks all eyes are on the vehicle.
When we open the doors to come out the car all eyes are on us, I mean I know my shorts is way above my ass and my man is drop dead sexy but can they stop staring.
my man....
"Watch mi money truck dem a walts in, unnuh clear di way fi dem deh, nuh mek a dirt brush dem not even sand" an extremely fat man shouts causing more eyes to turn on us.
Divine and Deshawn give each other a knowing look and laugh at the weird fat guy's comment.
"Yow yah one big bumbohole innuh, yuh fi tappi mon" Divine says matching his energy.
Weird...he is normally serious and acts like the grumpy old troll under the bridge.
"...and a him have up all a di money innuh" Deshawn playfully slaps the fat man on the shoulder.
He laughs again while licking off something off his fingers and then turns his attention to me and Tiana.
"Tee Tee wahm , how yuh look suh fat , a wah gwaan innah Lisa shop?" he says giving her the side eye.
"Not a damn thing but food and snacks a fat mi up, yuh too mix up inuh and dont call mi mother-in-law name innah yuh mouth" she says to him playfully and hugs him.
He then turns his full attention to me now.
"A weh yuh find dah champion ya measha?" he says licking his lips at me and I just really have to laugh because a weh him just call me?
"Uncle easy nuh mon , a mi wife this innuh" Divine says giving me a proper smile and pulling me to his side.
Somebody hold me please I think I am gonna faint...did he say wife.
"Well mek she be the last, PLEASE!" he says to divine as we all chuckle.
I wonder if they can see that I am not laughing on the inside, a how much gyol dis ya bwoy ya did have before me?
"This is our uncle Shawn , he can be a bit much but he means no harm" Dwayne says to me and uncle Shawn stretches out his hand for me to hold.
" Hello gorgeous" he says holding unto my hand and kissing it.
A wah dis pon mi doh fada!
"Hey uncle shawn, I'm tamara, and its very nice to meet you" I say politely.
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