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you decide you should listen to your favorite song on the radio, "Black pencil".
you drive to walmart and get out, as you meet up with your super cool epic friend, microwave. "Gnarp badarpbadoo" he says. (the image is what i [microwave] look like 🤤)
you both run into the walmart, but first you leave the t rexes outside. their names are Cupcake , Sprinkles , Princess , Pony , Glitter , Lisa , and Bill. they bite though 😊!! you both go inside the building and lock it, and leave evil chihuahuas and shitzus at the exit and entrance. you then are inside the main part of the building, as you both eat everything there with your super cool Nikocado Avocado powers. everyone there sings "black pencil" in fear, they have no idea what is happening !!!
suddenly sayaka from madoka magica runs over to you guys and helps you both terrorize the walmart. you guys all become cannibals and go ballistic on everyone except for each other. (You, microwave, and sayaka.) you then look at the flag and stand for it.
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pov ur my friend and we terrorize a walmart and lock everyone inside it
Fanfictionmy name is microwave btw.. also to clarify we have dinosaurs outside the walmart that are trained to eat the fbi and police officers because we are just that smart.
