The Cult of GTW Scar(/j) Fam gc incorrect quotes + correct quotes

Incorrect quotes part 1

Arlo: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Rem: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Fike: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Rem, learn to listen.
Romeo: What if it bites itself and I die?
Sher: That's voodoo.
Fike: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Sher: That's correlation, not causation.
Rem: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Romeo: That's kinky.
Arlo: Oh my God.

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Ficheal: People are like slinkies.Not good for much but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
Mushroom: You're still in trouble for pushing Rem down the stairs
Rem: Love you too Ficheal *Starts limping away*

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Rem, at Ficheal's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course
Rem, leaning over Ficheal's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Ficheal: Yeah, no shit.

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Mushroom: People ask me how I handle the family so easily.
Also Mushroom: The secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever.
Still, Mushroom: Earlier today Allisia called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Ficheal shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

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Ficheal: I hardly slept last night...
Mushroom: You know, they say that if you can't sleep it's because someone's thinking about you
Ficheal: Who would be thinking about me at 4:00 AM??
Allisia:

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Rem: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Ficheal: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted!
Moje: People who sleep are weird
Zed: I was a sock once
Mushroom: WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN MY CLOSET?!?!?!

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Mushroom: Fike, what do you wanna eat?
Fike: *Looks at Galaxy*
Galaxy: The souls of the innocent.
Fike: What they said
Mushroom: *FUCKING TERRIFIED*

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Zed: There are 10 kids and 7 chairs. What do you do?
Vix: Have everyone stand?
Mushroom: Bring 3 more chairs?
Fike: The important ones can sit
Kholli: Kill 3

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