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✨I can't fucking write✨

Some UF＊US type shit mate idek

Also fuck you thirds your person

       Blueberry had visiting 'friends' from other places. That 'friend' happened to be Red(big shocker amirite?) Blue and Red always kept in touch, even if Red didn't give a flying about others. But he didn't mind Blue, and vice versa*.  The two always had long conversations about their day's or week's or any definitive amount of time since they last saw each other.  On this particular day, Blue happened to have been getting a bit tired during on of Red's anecdotes and started to lean on him. 

       "The hell are you doing??" Red said out of pure confusion, but also didn't mind it (didn't see that coming...) "I'm not doing anything..." Blue said while starting to fall asleep. Red was obviously just straight up confused, and straight up straight, and he was sure Blue was straight up straight too, but whateva. 

      Blue, now completely asleep, was leaning on Red, who was confused and flustered. But that didn't stop him from trying to get comfy too. Red positioned himself juuuust right so that he was cuddling with Blue, who was now laying on Red.

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     By the time Blue woke up he was confused as fuck and a flustered mess. 

"How did I..."  Blue tried to wake Fell up. His fat ass did not wake up easily.    Eventually he did wake up (how fortunate for you readers)

     "Hmhh 5 more minutes...." Red was v tired, and hungover. Bro got drunk last night. "Noo wake up noww!!!" Blue was energetic as ever, despite only waking up a few minutes ago. "Baaabe pleaaase I tired..." 

       

I'd make more but I don't care to. あいがとう！

*If you don't know "Vice Versa" is like switching the two names/pronouns but leaving the sentence true. Like "He Likes Her Vice Versa" opposed to "He Likes Her And She Likes Him"