Bo was nervous for his upcoming briss, sure, he wasn't jewish. But he needed an excuse to get an adult circumsision. He had held a grudge against his mother for not getting him cirsumsised. He tapped his leg against the floor, his heart rate increasing. Y/n walked in and noticed he was anxious.
"What's wrong bo?" y/n said, clearly empathizing with bo.
"Nothing...i guess I'm just really nervous for this. I know they are gonna give me like pain medicine or something..but they said I cant have sex for a couple weeks after. Idk if I can handle that with you living here and teasing me everyday." his nipples grew perky.
"Aww, looks like someones chilly.." y/n said, rubbing and teasing his tiny mounds of flesh.
Bo whimpered a little bit, and then checked the time.
"Shit! I wish I could stay but I'm already running late." He gave a quick peck to y/n and hurried out the door.
He rushed into his car, turning the ignition and slamming on the gas and backing out of the driveway. He got to the doctors office that his circumsision was scheduled to be performed at. He waited anxiously in the waiting room waiting for the receptionist to call his name.
"Robert?" He heard a female voice call, he went into the office she guided him into. The rest was a blur, but he woke up. And now his penis was hoodless. He went home and collapsed onto the couch, exhausted.
"Hey babe, howd it go?" y/n said
"It went well. I think. I haven't looked yet. Im far too tired." Bo replied
"Well, don't mind if I do." without skipping a beat, y/n unzipped his pant and pulled his nob out
"It looks good..they never said you couldn't choke the chicken right?" y/n inquired
"Well, they did only say no SEX." Bo replied dubiously
Y/n started rubbing his member gently as not to hurt him.
"Y/n.." Bo muttered softly.
Y/n went faster
"Im bout to cum!!" Bo said, a bit fast. But maybe it made him extra sensitive.
Bo squirted milky substance everywhere.
"Im cirsumsised cause I don't cum from the hood..." he whispered.
"My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin withCome on, you Asian child-laborer, show me what you're working with
Ooh, large machinery'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect
That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different and the sex can't be same, then the only sex left is some left-hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right, then you can write my name'Cause I'm Bo, yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better, you're not
Don't need a sweater, I'm hot
I'm a real G that can really find your G-spot
Woah, yeah, oh, but I'm inadequate
Have I gotten that point across yet? How originalYo, my junk's so long that it hangs and swings
So at the nude beach people think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute, your big boy sings
And if you want to take it all, wear African neck-rings
(They make your neck longer 'cause my, fuck it)Haters call me gay, but that ain't hating
'Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight
And if I'm in the closet, then you are below me
Taking the B-A-T out of basement, homey'Cause I'm Bo, yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better, you're not
Don't need a sweater
I'm a real G that can really find your what now
Oh, yeah, well I'm Bo, yo, yo what, I'm representing you, I'm representing the people from the 01982, yo
Oh, yeah, what, yo motherfucker, tingle, yeah"
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Excuse me, can I try it, ma'am? -A collection of Bo Burnham smutshots
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