Once upon a time, in the modern world where New York is not destroyed every five seconds and where the Avengers are actually real and not just actors on a set.
On a platform on the Avengers Tower, sat Tony Stark himself watching the skies for anything ridiculously impossible. He was a trickster and he liked to play stupid tricks on the team.
One day, Bruce and Natasha were staring into each others eyes, when Tony ran up to them and said the following:
"Avengers Assemble! The Chitari are attacking!"
The team got ready. Bruce hulked out, Steve polished his shield, Clint notched an arrow, Natasha loaded her guns, and Thor called on the thunder.
They ran outside on the platform and looked to the skies for danger. Tony laughed and said the following:
"Ha! Got 'eem!" He gave them all necks and sent them inside.
The next day, Steve was trying to pick up Thor's hammer (it moved a little) when Tony ran up to them and said the following:
"Avengers Assemble! The Chitari are attacking!"
The team got ready. Bruce hulked out, Steve polished his shield, Clint notched an arrow, Natasha loaded her guns, and Thor called on the thunder.
They ran outside on the platform and looked to the skies for danger. Tony laughed and said the following:
"Ha! Got 'eem!" He gave them all necks and sent them inside.
The next day, Tony thought he saw something in the sky. And indeed he did. A massive portal opened and the Chitari came flowing out onto the city of New York. So much for it not getting destroyed.
He ran inside of the Tower to find no one. He looked high and low, and even in the secret drawer that Clint has.
There was no one to help him and he thought he was doomed. But, all of a sudden, the while team beat up the weird flying whale thing in the sky and caught Loki cold handed. They blew up the giant portal in the sky and went back to home base to confront Tony. He said the following:
"I'm sorry! I'll never cry Chitari ever again!
Moral of the story children and older people out there, don't cry Chitari.
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Shorty Stories!
Short StoryThis is a book full of randoms, unrealated (maybe) short stories! There's violence, romance, stupidity, and more! Bewere of references and maybe some fangirling. Nosebleeds included! Read at your own risk, kidos! ;)
