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*The squad is over at White 's house*
Sean: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
White : ... N-No...
White , laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Sean, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Black : I see a-
White , motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Sean: Oh, well I-
White : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
White , amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Gram: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Yok: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
White : Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
White : I am someone who owns four ovens...
White , louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
White : I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Gumpa, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
White :
Sean: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
White :
White , fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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