My story: The Yogscast [ ON HOLD ]

Chapter 4 or 3 can't remember

Nilesy's POV
I had just recently watched Hannah and Lewis's vlog about adopting and sighed, I was 27 with a fucking devil cat named Lyndon and no girlfriend. It had never bothered me up till now till I realised that with my asshole social anxiety problem I couldn't converse with people without getting really, really depressed and all the Yogs were moving on and getting married and whatnot while I was here wondering whether I should be in a relationship or not. Most people think that me not being in a relationship doesn't bother me but it does! I mean come on Lewis has Hannah, Duncan has Charlie, Freazhin has her baby AND her fucking husband, Turps has his wife and daughter and so does Sips except he has a son and I mean FUCK! Even FUCKING SIMON HAS MANDREW!!!!! But me? Nope not me sir! I have a fucking devil cat, life was so fucking unfair, damn you life.

Hannah
I heard really loud whispering and I looked up two girls were looking at me, the young girl who I saw earlier looked ready to trip over her friend and I swore she almost screamed in shock. Anyway Mrs Woman who looks like Kim in her zombie cosplay outfit looked at me before looking up at the stairs and gestured wildly for the young girl to come down before the other girl (Loren) led her down excitedly.

Mrs James then spoke excitedly.

"This is Jennie Kim, even if she is out of the adopting system, she is looking for a home and loving parents like yourselves. What do you say?"

Jennie

I looked at Mrs James in shock, I appreciate the gesture but it seems to me like she is trying to get rid of me and my suspicions were confirmed when she shot me a evil look. I hate her so much! She is so bitchy! I mean I never did anything wrong to her except be the devil child she's always wanted to kill, but here we are. Maybe I will finally have a chance at a better life without Mrs James up in my business, but anyway I continued looking at my chances which were.

1) They will adopt me even though I am out of the adoption system. Fine, fine let's say they will 'take me in'.

2) They will probably tell me to fuck off so they could find a better child because I am a shit face.

But I reckon number two is the choice, I mean it's pretty cliche to be honest.

But I swear I got the shock of my life when Hannah said "Okay we'll take.... Wait sorry what's your name?"

"Its Jennie Kim"

"Oh that's nice! Where's it from?"

"Oh it's a Korean surname"

"Would you like to use Brindley on the end of your name?"

"If you don't mind not really because it sounds a bit weird."

Lewis nodded in agreement "Yeah I agree with Jennie. Kim-Brindley sounds like the most strange surname I've ever heard in my entire life."

Hannah shrugged and said "Okay then I guess it would hurt or do anything bad because you're out of the adoption system anyway and you are your own person, so I guess it's okay?"

"What? yeah, that's great. I guess I'll start packing!"

And it was at that moment in time Loren decided to fan girl in happiness at me being adopted by my....sorry our Idols.

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Hey guys I have tried to make it obvious who is talking in the last bit and all about that trash talk about Lyndon but we all know in reality Lyndon is really a sexy beast.

But yeah see ya'll later!

Love IEatYourPocky
P.S: that bag on the side is Candice Swanepoel's filled with all her glorious stuff I am really excited because I really like the Victoria's Secret Angels weird right? I don't even remember why I put it there but hey, welcome to the club. Anyway love ya'll xxxxxx 💋💋💋💋💋