Michael Myers
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Leaving his dirty items everywhere. Especially his bloody knives.Thomas Hewitt
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WEAPONS. ON. THE. TABLE.... NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S A NEW DAMN TABLECLOTH MOTHERFUCKER!1!1!11!1!1!1!1!!!!!Bubba Sawyer
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It's normally the really big things but I guess the only problem with him is that he scares you a lot. But it's accidental! He doesn't mean to scare us love :(Chop Top
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Not taking a break from music. Yes, you must love it but damn! Take a fuckin' break, Chop!Nubbins Sawyer
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Licking the blood from his knives. It worries you that he'll get hurt due to the sharp blade but you can't really do anything about it.Vincent Sinclair
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Making a mess out of the wax. I mean, yeah, he'll clean it up but sometimes you have to and you don't wanna see the mess.Bo Sinclair
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Popping your tires still.Lester Sinclair
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Being quiet. It makes you worry that he isn't talking as much as he does. I mean, unless he's tired, then yeah.Billy Loomis
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Same as Michael. STOP LEAVING YOUR BLOODY ITEMS EVERYWHERE, MISTER!!!!!Stu
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Messes. I can't explain how many fucking messes he'd most likely make and you'd have to clean it up.Billy + Stu
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Teaming up on you. It's unfair and you don't find the fun in it most the times.Billy Lenz
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The annoying ass phone calls. Like, you could be just ✨chillin'✨ in your room and suddenly, RING RING! This mf is talkin' about how he wanna fuck ya.Brahms Heelshire
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Whining. His whining can get on your nerves after a while but you gotta put up with it or he's gonna hate you.🧍♀️
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Slasher Oneshots & Preferences
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