Joy

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3 weeks later, Taylor Residence

Everyone is at the Taylor's for their get together. The guys (Zac, Fred, Eli, Raphael) are in the mancave while the women (Fatima, Monica, Lori, Madam, Macey) are in the dinning room. Everyone has already eaten, they had chicken, burgers, ribs, sausage dogs, beans, potato salad, macaroni, and dirty rice.

Mancave

The guys for some odd reason are watching a dog show, and it's really intense.

Eli: bro it's clear the great dane is too fucking big to be slow, their stride is bigger than a shih tzu

Fred: you out your fucking mind the little shit is way fucking faster

Raphael: in reality, the gold retriever will win

Zac: hell naw i'm with pops. it's a scientific fact a small dog will win, their little legs move faster than a prositute taking a ho bath

Eli: bet money bitch

Zac: last time you bet against me you was crying bro ion wanna hear that shit

Raphael: you cried nigga?

Fred: ain't no way yo ass was crying

Eli: bro i didn't fucking cry nigga i was pissed

Zac: he lying through his teeth, nigga said that was his weed money so he wasn't gone get his that week

Fred: *laughs* NIGGA

Raphael: you was crying like a lil biatch?! *laughing*

Eli: i don't know why y'all believing this nigga i didn't cry bro

Zac: yes you did

Eli: you gone bet or what nigga?

Zac: can you match a band?

Eli: you calling me broke?

Zac: i'm just making sure shit

Eli: bet nigga

They shook hands and the race started. The golden retriever started off strong but dipped off when the great dane took its place. It had the lead for a good while and they were nearing the finish line. The shih tzu was catching up.

Zac: GO BITCH GO!!

Eli: HELL NAW NIGGA WE WINNING THIS SHIT.

Eventually the Shih Tzu caught up and got the great dane by 2 milliseconds.

Eli: B on my life i won

Zac: nigga no you didn't the lil shit got yo ass

Eli: nigga no it didn't watch

The Tv: The winner i...Max The Shih Tzu!

Zac: *standing up* I TOLD YOU BITCH PAY UP NIGGA
 
Fred: told you dumbass niggas

Raphael: that shit ain't even cool

Eli: man i'll get yo money foo

Zac: CASH TOO

Meanwhile...The Dining Room

Monica: i'm glad you finally let Raphael out his cage

Madam: Auntie you know that man don't like going nowhere

Macey: chile you be hiding that man

Fatima: exactly know damn well he love being where you are, he just like Zac

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