DU and NC in one house

Disclaimer

Just going to put a disclaimer for the story just in case. Also this story is based off the old lore so😗Also this right here may be updated as the story continues, so yeah, enjoy. This is also like an amazingly written joke, so there is that.

Things this book will not include:
Smut/lemon/sex (just no... not in this story at least)
Nothing too romantic (because romance is partially dead)

Things in this story:
Everyone is portrayed as being male in this (because I like writing them as males)
Unstable speaks in all caps and broken English supremacy 🛐
Mentioned sexual content (But it's never shown just mentioned)
Author doesn't hate Emotionless but it seems like it (It's just I like making fun of random characters that are easy to make fun of, he's easy to make fun of)
Author is very much sleep deprived (Sleep is overrated)
Cursing (Because what's a good fanfic without it?)
Great can be scary most of the time😱
Malevolent (Because yes, but in later chapters)
Pleasant being the Night Coalition's main doctor (Emotionful is the other one but he's only a doctor when Pleasant isn't available)
Otherworldly in crutches (This is based off an aftermath of someone else's story)
Ships you may not like (Because I can)
References to YouTubers I watch and games I like (Mainly with current hyper fixations)
Platonic relationships and cute romantic relationships (My beautiful specialties 😙)
Day x Night relationships
Day x day relationships
Night x night relationships  
Pleasant sucking  at his job (It is hinted at by some of the Coalition btw)
Slander about your favourite DU and NC boys (Because it's fun)
Joyous and Merciless being simps in secret (Just don't ask about this one...)
Great and Horrid actually trying to get along (Happens in later chapters because we need the drama between them)
Bullying against Powerless (Mainly with the nights, my poor baby😭)
Radiant being flirty with everyone (Because he is tho😗)
Radiant trying to get with Frivolous (Great 100% disapproves of it because Radiant)
Horrid and Great being portrayed as brothers that do not get along (Great being the oldest and Horrid being younger, it's only by 9 months though)
Unstable being himself (Which is a man child that I love for some reason)
Unpredictable hating the hell out of Unstable
Scary and Otherworldly have an odd relationship (But it's not a ship)
Joyous and Illusionary fight like a lot (They just do, don't ask why)
The days are a bit weird (Maybe more than a bit)

Ships/friendships in this book include:
Emotionful x Emotionless (Because opposites attract, but in all seriousness I think it kinda makes sense, don't attack me)
Benevolent x Powerless (Because I love the ship, also platonic in the beginning becomes more later on)
Platonic Illusionary x Pleasant (Just yes, they be besties)
Joyous x Merciless (Just in general)
Placid x Practical (I just like this ship, they friends at first)
Radiant x Frivolous? (If anything it's definitely one sided like everything that involves Radiant)