Nimona: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
*silence*
(Y/N): I did, I broke it-
Nimona: No, no, you didn't. Ambrosius?
Ambrosius: Don't look at me. Look at Ballister.
Ballister: What? I didn't break it!
Ambrosius: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ballister: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Ambrosius: Suspicious.
Ballister: No, it's not!
Thoddeus: If-If it matters, probably not, but the Squire was the last one to use it.
Squire: *gasp* Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Thoddeus: Oh, really, then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Squire: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Thoddeus!
(Y/N): Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it, Nimona.
Nimona: No! Who broke it?!
*silence*
Ballister: Nimona, the Director has been awfully quiet-
Director: *gasp* Really?!
