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Tamari: Hey, you guys wanna get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Norman: Yeah,I really need a T-R-E-A-T.

Charon: Whatcha guys talking about?

Miryam: Yeah, why did you just spell out desser-

Norman, covering Miryam's mouth: No, no, no, shut up!

Tamari: Don't say it!

Miryiam: Uh, why?

Tamari: Oh god, how do we tell you this...

Norman: Charon...can't spell.

Miryam: ...

Charon: :Þ

Miryam: What?!

Tamari: He can't spell, so when we talk about something he wants, we spell it out loud.

Miryam: They're not a child. Can they not handle hearing the word treat?

Charon: Treat?

Tamari: No treat-

Charon: Treat?

Tamari: No treat!

Charon: Treat?!

Tamari: No treat!

Charon: Awwww...

Miryiam: ...Okay, what is happening?

Norman: We told you, he gets excited when they hear the word T-R-E-A-T.

Charon: Whatcha talking about?

Norman: Taxes.

Charon: Aw, shucks.

Miryiam: What, so you guys just treat him like a toddler?

Charon: Treat?

Norman: No treat!

Charon: Treat?!

Norman: No treat!

Charon: Treat?!

Norman: No treat!!

Charon: Awwww...

Norman: Dude, you gotta spell if you're talking about F-O-O-D.

Miryiam: Okay, are we getting a...S-N-A-C-K?

Charon: Snack?!

Norman: Oh, come on, really?!

Tamari: Aw, man...

Miryiam: Oh, come on, I spelled it!

Tamari: Well, they know how to spell snack!

Miryiam: Oh, so they can spell snack, but they can't spell treat?

Charon: Treat?!

Miryiam: No treat!!

Charon: TREAT?!

Miryiam: No treat!!

Charon: TREAT?!

Miryiam: NO TREAT!!

Charon: GOD DAMN IT!

Norman: Ok, they're getting fussy, it's time for an N-A-P.

Charon: Yeah!

Miryiam: What does N-A-P spell?

Charon: Party.

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