Harry: Hey Ron, I'm Harry Potty
Ron: Anything Else?
Harry: I bought an owl who looked like me so I called it Potty Jr
Ron: And?
Harry: You don't call him Potty Jr for nothing... He thought your bed was something else and he did something to it
Ron: HE POOPED ON MY BED???
Harry: Let's just call it Potty's mistake
Ron: Bloody Hell Harry!