Hu Tao x reader

Together?!

Hu Tao and I decided to live together and because we are living together, I decided to share a bed with Hu Tao. "Hu Tao can we sleep t-together on the same bed? UwU" I asked "OMG YES OFC MY BBG CRINKLY WRINKLY DOO!" Hu Tao exclaimed, we went to sleep on the bed. It was midnight and I heard footsteps... I couldn't sleep because of those footsteps, the door soon opened and the mysterious silhouette turned on the lights to reveal that it was Zhongli, Hu Tao got up to see Zhongli in disbelief. He was in so much disbelief that he broke his back so hard that it really did broke

At the hospital...

Because zhongli broke his back very hard he had to go to the hospital. Hu Tao was crying because she didn't have enough money for the treatment. I decided to help Hu Tao by doing ley lines of wealth and while I was on the way, Yun Jin waved hi to me so I waved back. Hu Tao got so jealous that an idea popped up in her mind.

Hu Tao pov

I went to find Yun Jin to ask her something, I found Yun Jin getting off stage "hey Yun Jin! I have something important to tell you!" I said to Yun Jin

"oh hello Hu Tao what do you want to tell? " Yun Jin replied

"Could you come to Wuwang hill at 4 p.m.?" I asked

"Alright I'll go" Yun Jin answered

"Great"

I went to Wuwang hill before she did and waited till 4 p.m. .Yun Jin arrived so I stumbled quietly as possible and stabbed her, I tied a rope around her neck and hung the rope on a tree branch. Days later Yun Jin's father wanted to buy a casket, so Hu Tao wanted to slaughter MORE PEOPLE!

"HU TAO GREAT NEWS!"

"WHAT IS IT MY SUSSY KITTEN BAKA?!"

"I'M ACTUALLY REALLY RICH!"

"WAIT WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!"

"TURNS OUT I STARTED A COAL FACTORY! BY MAKING PAIMON WORK FOR ME AND MORE PEOPLE WORKED FOR ME!"

"AMAZING BABY!"

The money earned was used to cure Zhongli's back!