Rammstein Preference Board

how you met

Till: you were FUCKED UP at a bar and he had been watching you the whole night fending off a bunch of creepy guys trying to get you back into there apartment, and you walked up to him all fluttery and drunk and started asking if he had a girlfriend and telling him that he was handsome. He said he was single and he was actually interested in you so he went to the bar to grab you some water to try and help sober you up. But before he knew it you were already out of the building and he caught you trying to get into your car and drive home, he couldn't let you drive home in your state so he offered to take you home and you graciously accepted. The next day you woke up with a random number in your phone you called and he explained everything and you went on a date later that week.

Richard: you two met when you were young, you were at some old gig out of town and you met him he saw he was running around asking people if they had a tuner so he could tune his guitar because he had forgot one and you helped him out and gave him an old clip-on you had, it was old and beaten up but it was way better than nothing. He was so thankful and played music with you for the rest of the gig. You were actually the one that asked for his number and he gladly accepted and gave it to you.

Paul: you lost your dog in the neighborhood and he almost hit it one night, thankfully he missed it and he went out and grabbed the dog and checked on the collar for what address to bring it to. It was really late and the address was far away so he just kept your dog in his house for the night and then brought it back to you the next morning. You're having a barbecue at the time he brought your dog back and you were so thankful for him and you offered if he wanted to stay and eat at the barbecue and he said yes. Turns out you two had a lot in common and you ended up hanging out a lot more after that.

Schneider: you had mistaken him for someone you know and went up and started talking to him. He had no idea what was going on but he just decided to keep talking to you. It wasn't until after the conversation that you realize it was a completely random person but you two were actually really funny with each other and you ended up talking more after that the day ended with him getting your number.

Oliver: you were in a grocery store and you needed help reaching something off of a tall shelf (NEED I SAY MORE)!!

Flake: you were having a really bad day and you went to a little shop to have a dessert or something to try and lighten your mood somewhere, your card ended up declining and the cashier made a huge deal about it and embarrassed you. That was like your last straw silent tears started running down your face as you tried to wipe them away but they just kept coming. But right as you were about to leave he offered to pay for your food for you and you kept reassuring him that it wasn't necessary but he insisted, you too sat together and talked until you had finished your food and he ended up giving you his number.