*porn noises*
Clarissa : you know, your room isn't gonna clean itself when you're watching those damn workout videos all day
EJ :
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Alexander : kids, grab your shit, we're leaving
Alexander : no, Wendy, you grab your tablet, I don't want you talking to me
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Theodore : good morning, Eddie!
Theodore : love what you did with the tulips
Theodore : fucking bitch
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Varvara : go get 'em, Mae, your mama's little champ!
Varvara : oh no, Iris, she sucks
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Clarissa : shopping can be really fun, shopping is for everyone
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Angel : if you don't shape up, you're going to your grandfather's
Angel : and he's horny!
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Diana : you're making A SCENE
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Claire : out of my way
Claire : I'm a mom making a difference
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Wendy : Elizabeth, please come to the front of the store, or mama's cooking lentils
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Hazel : shit
Hazel : where's the baby
bebe Josie : *being crushed by automatic doors*
Hazel : no, guys, it's serious this time
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Clarissa : that's how you talk to your mother?
Roxie : *spits at Clarissa*
Clarissa : where did you get vodka
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Lavanda : DINNER'S GOING TO BE READY IN ONE HOUR
Lavanda : goddamn spaghetti
Lavanda : needs more ASIAGO
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Clarissa : hey, who left their cup of coffee in my workstation?
Clarissa, drinking it : fuck it, it's mama's now
Clarissa : ooooo that is some good shit
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Lavanda : more asiago
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Selene : fuck it we're doing paper plates tonight
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Clarissa : you know, we still got a few hours of daylight left, why don't we do the whole thing over again so we can get a headstart for tomorrow?
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Theodore : hi, Eddie!
Theodore : you're a fucking bitch!
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Eddie : it'd be nice if you could win one goddamn competition, Roxie!
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Emilia : I'M A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE
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Clarissa : it's faster if you roll
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Forest : where the hell are the tampons
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Yvette : shit
Yvette : my baby is french fries
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Clarissa : ROLL FASTER
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Yvette : these french fries are a baby
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Rachelle Daniels : fuck, I think I left the groceries on the roof
*bebe Nova rolls off*
Rachelle : well, at least it wasn't the eggs
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Clarissa : alright, grab the bags
Roxie : *spits vodka at her*
Clarissa : one more time in mama's mouth
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Clarissa : dammit, another cup of coffee *consumes the bean juice*
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Lavanda : WHOSE READY FOR SECOND DINNER
Lavanda : ASIAGO
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Selene : PAPER PLATES
Selene : hope you kids are hungry
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Clarissa : you know, we still got five minutes of daylight left, why don't we do the whole thing one more time to get ahead for next week
Clarissa : MOVE
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Diana : *screaming*
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Theodore : hi, Eddie!
Eddie : *throws a coffee cup at him*
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Eddie, throwing a pompom at Roxie : MOTHERFUCKER
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Diana : *more screaming*
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Eddie, to Roxie : SHITHEAD
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Diana : I'm gonna shove these up my ass
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Angel : *rolls into something*
Angel : someone's got a lawsuit on their hands
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Bucky after Ellie disappeared : ELIZABETH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
