It was a late, humid still night. Due to the climate and mysteriously abnormal weather, not a sound could be heard, aside from the pitter patter of a singular set of footsteps, walking alone. A young man in his 20's Muttering to him self.
"Ugh.. why.. nothing i do never seem to be enough for him. Every time we talk, he goes back and always about the past and ruins the present. Like for fucks sakes old man. Miracles doesnt exist."
He was looking down at some old messages while being dressed in all black, a bandana around his face and a pair of thin, framless glasses was on his face. He was no taller than 5'8". With a somewhat average build.
"Whatever... cause of you, I had to handle things the other way, yeah I got the fucking money to shut you up, and yeah it'll be faster so you can have it instantly you ask for it. Don't bother with me, I got 5k in cash right now and on the way home."
He responded. Unbeknownst to both sides, it would be the last message he would send, never to return home as suddenly, a telephone pole snapped, falling ontop of him and crushing his ribs and impaling him through the chest. This left him with a fatal wound as he was Looking up at the starry night sky, feeling his life slowly fading away as he scoffed*
"heh... all this and i still fail.... what.. a drag...."It all went dark, before i was suddenly placed within a large, white void, as a female figure, shining in a blunding white appeared before me smoking something that could only be described as sweet from a long, thin pipe. She sat down and began speaking to him., as she finally revealed her self before him.
"Well as you can see, you succumbed to your injuries and died. And to be honest, that was my fault. I made a mistake and accidentally smited thw wrong spot and well to make it up. Youll be transported to a world with magic and swords. And to make things better, I'll grant you max stats in everything. I'll also grant you immortality. Now what else do you want."
I looked at her and responded.
"Foraging, hunting and crafting Abilities for one so i can be self sufficient.
A nice peaceful plains with lots of woodlands and natural resources around the plains and i know its dumb, but I still wanna smoke some good weed. Also make sure its out of political jurisdiction. But still able to make money as an adventurer. Oh and uh make me a nekomimi aka cat boy with white. The weaker I appear, the less likely ill be bothered for a fight. That is all""Done!" She says, also providing him a blessed adventurer kit based on His Oc back on earth..
After everything was written down and signed, she looked at him with a shy demeanor"Hey um...since you'll still have your memories and all .. can. I be in charge of your heart aspect...?
I looked at her surprised and gave a soft playful scoff
"Heh fine. Not like I had good experiences. You seen it. Other than one person in my life they were all the same horrible beings. But i doubt it'll be different anyways when youre ready. Send me"
She gave a smirk as she opened the portal to her world, reincarnating me and transporting me into the new lands, when I opened my eyes I was met with a wonderful and serene sight, the building the only one dor miles on end. Perfect for what i desired. I walked up to the door, with a note left by the goddess.
"Your gifts and everything you requested is upstairs in your room. Oh and my name is Seraphina you can call me Sera for short, and one more thing. To open your Status menu, simply say Status Open"
"Thanks." I thought to my self entering the building to take a look around, as i headed up stairs, finding my room at the back. It was cozy and somehow cool in the room there was your basic smoke kit on the desk by the window. A nice sized bed and a chest next to it. On it was the words "Adventurers Starting Kit"I opened it and found a set of blessed composite leather armor with arm and shin guards, a decent breast plate, a violet colored katana. A scythe that could grow and shrink when ever the user desired. A good number of throwing knives. A long bow and compound auto crossbow that has a magazine capacity, a make of the gods. And other things to take care of my equipment. As well a bag of 25 gold coins. Happy with everything. I decided to enjoy the moment and sit at my desk.
I opened the smoke kit and found there were papers and a good amount of green bud, a grinder and a magical tool that creates a flame at the end of it. I immediately began processing it, putting it into a good joint as i lit it and began smoking, looking to the right as i noticed a mirror.
(Imagine that image but with White hair)
I looked at my self from my seat, taking in how i looked and returning to my peace of mind"If im correct, this place is rich in resourses and monsters for me to hunt and make a living off of. So i should be fine. But damn this is some good stuff. Tomorrow imma take a take a walk around here to see what i can gather for now"
As the joint is smoked, i let the effects relax my mind entirely, letting it take full course though my body as my tail sways happily. Hours passed as i prepared a couple on the go ones and set it into my pouch. Letting the day end as I lay down onto the bed and falls asleep.
(To be continued in the next chapter)
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the Stoned Legend
FantasyWell this is basically what id do if i was in a reincarnated world. An young male, who had an untimely death, was reincarnated into another world, but granted the ability to use all magic imaginable as well as insane physical abilities. Despite Hav...