"Hey, sexy~"
"T-Tubbo?" Ranboo was easily flustered, "W-wha- huh?"
"How are you doing on this great, awesome, sunny, fun day, Boo~?" Tubbo's words were slurred, Ranboo found this rather cute.
"I- I'm doing pretty good. Are you feeling alright, Tubbo?" Ranboo replied, concerned for their friend.
"I've never been better, baby~" Tubbo paused for a moment, "I love you~"
"Y-you wuh-" Ranboo took a moment to recollect himself, "Are you drunk, T-Tubbo?"
Tubbo did not respond.
"Tubbo?"
"Hm?"
"Have you been drinking alcohol again, Tubs?" Ranboo groaned.
"Hmmm, noOo?" Tubbo didn't sound so sure.
"Tubbo... please don't tell me you fell down a manhole and need me to call Tommy to save you again-"
"No, i'm at home playing Monopoly with him and Jack right now!"
Ranboo could hear a faint "Hey boob-boy!" from Tommy, who seemed to be acting pretty normal- normal for Tommy at least."Are you three drinking while playing board games again-?" Ranboo facepalmed. Why were his friends like this?
"YUp!" Tubbo's smile could be heard through the phone, making Ranboo smile too. "You guys have fun, and don't drink any more, okay Tubbo?"
Tubbo hiccupped, "Okay, boo. See you later, love!"
"Wuha- b-bye- love?"
Ranboo sat down as he hung up, shoving their phone back into their pocket.
What did Tubbo mean, "love"?
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I Like Me Better [BEEDUO]
FanfictionTo be young and in love in New York City To be drunk and in love in London City "Damn, I like me better when I'm with you." [NO SMUT, NO MAJOR TW]