"PAPA!!!!" Sally screamed running towards Slender. "Sally? What-" "THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE KITCHEN!!" She said, slightly crying. Slender froze, "A big spider or-" Sally shivered signalling that it was a big spider... "Do I have to kill it?" Sally nodded while wiping away tears. "But Sally..." Slender knelt down and whispered, "You know I hate spiders..." (SHUSH IT GETS FUNNY) Sally gave him the puppy dog eyes. Now he had to do it! Slender, being very cautious, stepped into the kitchen. "Where did you last see it?" "Over there on the counter..." Sally said while pointing to the spider-less counter top. "I-It's not there!!" Slender said while scanning the kitchen. "THERE IT IS!!!" Sally suddenly screamed. Slender tried to wack it with a broom but it just ran after the two. Slender saw Jeff's lighter on the table and set the kitchen on fire. "SALLY RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" Sally ran as fast as she could.
"NO THE CHEESECAKE!" screamed Masky and Hoodie,
"NO THE KNIVES!" screamed Jeff,
"NO THE WAFFLES AND PANCAKES!" screamed Toby,
"THE COONDIE!!!!!!!!" screamed LJ as he started cry,
"Ha! Loosers!" said BEN.
"You know your DS was in there right?" said an irritated Jane. BEN went completely pail...
~time skip~
"So he just died?" Asked a confused EJ, Jane nodded. "Sh*t" they said together.
~End~
(JK CALM DOWN HE DIDN'T DIE!!!!!!) (Or did he?)
