meet the squad

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**Hamonella**

Hi. Im Hamonella Issabella Le ennuyuex IV. But you can just call me Hamonella Issabella Le ennuyeux IV. 

I came to the Ratchelor show because all the bucks just don't find me attractive. ( FOR SOME REASON.. ) 

My hobbies are eating hair and finding out my ex's locations. I have long luscious brown hair and black beady eyes! 

I'm looking for a boy that 1 DOESN'T PEE EVERYWHERE. 2 ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH. 3 DOSNT KNOW ANY OTHER RAT/DOE?

I was almost in college but didn't get accepted because apparently I was too loud, and committed arson 27 times. but that's beside the point.

My favorite color is Rose



Mec Chaud

Bonjour, I am Mec Chaud. 

I am here at the Ratchelor Because I want true love.... ( and maybe because I want to find a baker who will feed my breadsticks at olive guardian for free. )

My hobbies are making rose petal bath soaps.

I have black fur and black eyes.

I am looking for a rat who understands me.. who will love me.. who will feed me breadsticks like a machine at olive garden for free.. who will stay with me till I die.

I graduated with a Soup Ratchelor degree at the age of 6 months. I studied at Hawkshins College.

My favorite color is Fresh bread...


Kikai

Hi! Im Kikai, You can call me  Kiki though!!!!!!

I am here because I want to make friends ;D *Ma'am, you are aware this is a dating show; correct?* .... What?  CRA-

My hobbies are drawing Manga and eating mochi!!!1!!!!!111! :3

I have Pink fur and black eyes!!!!!1! X3

I'm Looking for a rat who is similar to me, and has the same interests as me!!!

I graduated with an Art Ratchelors degree at the age of 1-Year-old! I studied at Hawkshins College!!!

My favorite colors are Hot pink, Blue, Yellow, Purple, Green, Pale Red, Sparkle Whi-



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Mary

Hello, I am Mary Anne Souris Mignonne. But please feel welcome to recall me as Mary.

I am here to find the love of my life, and for as long as I shall live I want this rat to feel my emotions, breathe the life of mine.. allow me to survive. keep me happy, and most of all, allow my emotions and poetry to shine through.

I enjoy writing poetry and studying the arts of nettoyage des pieds, Tis truly a lost art that all should appreciate.                         rough translation: Feet cleaning.

I am blessed with my blonde and silver fur and my grey eyes.

I am looking for someone who will judge me, who will despise me.. who will attack me with words, WHO WILL STRANGLE ME WITH THEIR UNDYING LOV-

I graduated with a language degree at le college puant.

I do not allow myself to express myself in color, but if I would have to choose one, it would be grey... like the cloudy sky that blesses the death valley ravines in the fall months.


Arianna

Arianna Poppy Sprout

Hello, I am Arianna! 

Im just here to find someone who will understand me, and actually believe me for once

I don't really do much, uhm.. i play with my pet flea... her name is Maggot. shes actually really cute, this one time-

I have white fur and red eyes.

I  like I said I want to find someone who really understands me, my last couple of bucks never got why I had red eyes.. i should probably block them..

I went to a community college, graduating with a nursing degree. I studied at the ditch college.

I like Blue, I think its pretty. my pet flea actually has a blue collar with yellow acce-


*AUTHORS NOTE* These are not all the characters, they will be gradually added in during the show. I'm just tired, these are just the initial guests that you get introduced to first


Ronald

Ronald Thomas Fredrickson

Hey Bbg, Call me Ron, or Tom, or rontom.  

I Came here to date hot rats for clou- I MEAN, date rats for their prettines- I mean personality.                          * is that staying in the final cut?*

I Skateboard, I Spray paint Bc I'm a bad boy. I work at a Cafe though.. uhm. but that's bc I've been taken to prison 37 times, not many eh?

I have leather brown fur and black eyes.

I want a good girl, someone who will care for me and hopefully our 735458431204932 Kids, and film my ClikClok videos with me- and *cut, sir.. you need to stop there.*

I Dropped out of college, so yeah. I'm a bad boy.

I like black like my soul


Susan

Susan Penelope Citobor

Hell-o. I AM. Su su suan.

I am hEEre to fInd loooooooove, and. 

OH MYAH GAWD RE YOU KIHEDING ME? Was I cUTTING oUT?

UGH, Ohkay, uhm anyway, i'M Susan Citobor, But friends call me Susie.





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