No Chocolate - Chara X Frisk

Paradox (39)

"I don't feel sooooooo good..." My head hurt as hell! For how long have I been sleeping?

"Are you fucking kidding with me?" Shit, she's awake as well!

"What? Welcome to the Underground!" I'm going to get in so much trouble for this.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DID YOU PULL ME DOWN INTO THIS HOLE? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME FALL DOWN HERE WITH YOU? WHO ARE YOU? WHY DO WE LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE, WHY DO YOU SMELL SO BAD, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME AND WHAT IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM? ARE YOU A STALKER? A STALKER OBSESSED WITH ME, OR EVEN BETTER, MY LONG LOST TWIN SISTER? ATTONE FOR YOUR SINS." She was shouting so much that it eventually turned into dreadful screaming.

The bitch was literally having a mental breakdown on top of me while I was still lying on the golden flower bed.

A golden flower bed? Isn't that like canonically my grave or something.

Shit.

"YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY HUH? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT." Frisk was uncomfortably close to me, even though she's a girl, she doesn't know that I'm gay as fuck for her.

My legs were between her knees while I was lying down, and as I looked down at her thighs, I just felt a hard slap hit my face, along with her tears falling onto my face.

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE." She was now hysterically crying.

I didn't really care about that, the thing that was worrying me now the most was the consequences of my arrival into this worldline.

For example, how will everyone react to my, uhm, revival?

This will be very very interesting.

"Calm down! It's not as bad as it seems. Didn't you already want to jump down without me? People don't climb that mountain for no reason."

"I mean... You're kinda right. How did you know though?"

"I read it somewhere in your diary." Shit.

"I don't have a diary though..." She was clearly disappointed.

"Anyways, let's find our way home!" I said deliberately.

"But, I don't want to go home... NEITHER DO I WANT TO SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE WITH YOU DOWN HERE." She hit me again!

"Stop hitting me and get off me!" I got up while pushing her from me.

"So mean."

"You're the one that hit me like two times for no reason!"

"Obviously, because you dragged me into this in the first place."

"I can't argue with you, let's go now."

"You know the way?"

"No, I don't obviously. But since this is our only exit, we should go there."

"I guess you're right, Chara."

We headed together into the next room.

She didn't even want to look at me because of how angry she was.

How will I even make her fall in love with me?

This will be more difficult than I thought...

Especially within this wordline.

I'll just pretend I'm not Chara, I'll make up a new identity!

But Frisk already knows my real name...

Shit!

I guess I'll pretend to have no memories of everything that happened.

But what if they think I'm a vampire and decide to stab me through my heart?

That would be problematic, but at least now I have my save points and stuff, so they can't kill me.

In the next room we were awaited by Flowey, or better said, Asriel, who was straight up terrified seeing me and Frisk, who was literally my clone, stand in front of him even though he kinda sacrificed my life for me.

"Chara?" Flowey said, breaking his usual generic dialogue.

"Uhhhhh, and who are you? How do you know my name ;3" I pretended not to know him at all.

"Chara? How are you still alive? What's happening. Golly, I'm so confused."

"Why does a talking flower know your name? Chara, you have a lot of explaining to do."

"Leave me alone! Both of you. Now let's go, Frisk. He's basically harmless."

"Okay, bye weird talking flower."

"Bye, I guess. What is happening?" Flowey murmured to himself.

And we proceeded to walk into the next room where Toriel waited for us, obviously in shock upon seeing me.