The Really Loud House Poems

Lori Loud

Oldest child

Used that as fact
To assert authority
And absolute dominance
Over siblings

Bossy

Has bad temper

Tends to come off
As somewhat rude
And condescending

Friendly

Kind

Does not like it
When others touch
Possessions

Also very territorial
And protective

Acts without thinking
And commits malicious actions
Against others

Has caring heart underneath
Rough exterior 

Always try to fix mistakes

Very emotional and cries easily
Like father and paternal grandfather

Very reliable

Good leader

Also has interest in golf

Very skilled player

Not very interested
In other sports

Has interest in fashion
Even though she doesn't
Make clothes like Leni

A romantic

Plans very elaborate dates
With Bobby

Talks very affectionately
Towards him

Also enjoys giving siblings
Love advice and watching
Romance shows such
As The Dream Boat

Also has interest
In nutrition

Goes on health kicks
Which seem to be
Mainly focused on
Food

Enthuses about bean chips
Being low-calorie and
High-fiber

Tallest among siblings

Large blonde hair

Light blue tank top

Brown cargo shorts

Blue-gray slip-on shoes

Light blue eyeshadow

Also wears pearl earrings

Ideal superpower is telekinesis

On varsity golf team

Third most feminine
Loud sister after
Leni and Lola

Favorite pizza is pepperoni

Gets tutored by Lisa
For pre-calculus