SPAM GANG DA AFTERMATH

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN DRUNK USAGI RUNS OUT OF BEER

IT WAS A NICE AND CALM DAY THE SKY WAS BLUE AND DA BIRDS ARE TWERKING AND DA *USAGI SCREAMS AND INTERRUPTS DA NARRATOR*

USAGI:*screams* DA TWERKING BIRDS DRANK ALL MY JACK DANIELS ALICE DO SOMETHING

ALICE:CLAM NIGGA CLAM *CLAMS USAGI*USAGI ITS OKAY U JUST HAD A BAD DREAM

USAGI:ALICE SWEET SWEET ALICE GET THOSE GOD DAM BIRDS AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS

*SERIKIE WALKS IN*

SERIKIE:ALICE WHATS ALL DA SCREAMING IS USAGI FANGIRLING OVER SEIYA *SERIKIE LOOKS AT DRUNK USAGI *

SERIKIE:ARE..ARE..ARE U HIGH?

USAGI:WHAT IT LOOK LIKE NIGGA! *MAKES POSSESED FACE*

*ALICE SERIKIE BOTH SCREAM FOR HELP*

SERIKIE:QUICK ALICE MAKE A RUN FOR IT *GRABS ALICES HAND AND CRASHES INTO A WINDOWS AND LANDS ON DA GRASS*

ALICE:WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS

SERIKIE:SHIT I FORGOT KIRBYS PLAYING DA XBOX,CHIBIUSA IS SPAMING ON INSTA,GABZ IS EATING TAKIS LIKE ALWAYS AND XAVIERS WONDERING WHY HIS CREDIT CARD HAS NO MONEY

*LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES*

*LAUGHS ABOUT DA GANG WASTING ALL OF XAVIERS MONEY ON JUNK FOOD*

ALICE: SCREW THEM FOR NOW WE NEED TO MAKE SURE USAGI ISNT REALLY POSSESSED

SERIKIE:HAAHAAHAA OKAY OKAY BUT HOW ARE WE GUNNA DO THAT

*CHIBIUSA SCREAMING*

BOTH SAYS wtF HAPPEN

ALICE: QUICK NO TIME TO SIT AROUND LETS GO HELP CHIBIUSA

SERIKIE:BUT HOW

ALICE :MMMMMMMM I KNOW WE NEED TO GROW WINGS AND FLY

SERIKIE:ヽ（'ー｀）┌ WORTH A TRY

*LOOKS AT ALICE*

SERIKIE: WTF HOW DID U DO THAT

ALICE:WITH DA POWER OF LOVE FACING EMOTION I AM THE LIGHT

*CUTS OFF ALICE*

SERIKIE:YA YA YA SAILOR MOON,POWER OF LOVE NOW FLY BITCH !!!!!

*FLYS TO CHIBIUSAS ROOM AND CRASHES INTO THE WINDOW*

*BOTH SAYS* CHIBIUSA WHATS IS WRONG

*CHIBIUSA LOOKS AT THEM AND SAYS*

CHIBIUSA:HE LIKED MY PIC ON INSTAGRAM INSTAGRAM YESS HE DID WE'LL HAVE SOME CAKE

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CHIBIUSA:I WILL EXPLAIN IT LATER AND WHY WERE U GUYS SCREAMING FOR HELP U KNOW U CAN JUST TEXT DA SPAM GANG TO HELP U GUYS

*AWKWARD SILENCE*

*FACE PALMS * CHIBIUSA:U GUYS DIDN'T NOE U HAD YOUR PHONES IN YOUR POCKET DID U?

*AWKWARD SILENCE*

ALICE:NEVEDMIND ABOUT THAT.........LETS CALL DA GANG

*CALLS THE REST OF THE GANG*

*GANG COMES*

SERIKIE:GLAD U GUYS ARE HERE SOMETHING ABOUT USAG*GABZ CUTS SERIKIE OFF*

GABZ: NIGGAS ITS ABOUT USAGI ISNT IT

SERIKIE:HOW DID U KNOW

GABZ:ITS ALL OVER INSTA SEE

*SHOWS INSTA*

GABZ:USAGI POSTED HELP I RAN OUT OF JACK DANIELS,SOMEONE BUY ME JACK DANIELS ,THEM DAM SLUT BIRDS DRANK MY JACK DANIELS,USAGI TURNING UP ON A TUESDAY, ITS NOT EVEN TUSEDAY'WE STOLD XAVIER'S CREDIT CARD

XAVIER:U BITCHES DID WHAT!!!

ALICE:NO TIME TO EXPLAIN LETS BUY USAGI MORE BEER

KIRBY:WITH WHAT MONEY

*SPAM GANG WHISPERS*

ALICE: BITCH U GUESSED IT

*GANG JUMPS ON XAVIER AND STEALS HIS CREDIT CARD*

KIRBY:NIGGAS I GOT IT MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!

*RUNS TO DA SPAM CAR*

20min later

SERIKIE:AHHH AHHH AHHHHHH THE WORST BEER SHOPPING EVERR

GABZ:I NEVER KNEW THAT A 98 YEAR OLD MAN CAN STILL KICK OUR ASSES IN KARATE AND BE STILL DRINKING BEER

KIRBY:YASS AND WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE WITH DA 12 PACK OF JDS

ALICE:*OUT OF BREATHE*LETS GO GIVE EM TO USAGI BEFORE SHE TURNS SUPER SANE

*GANGS SNEAKS IN QUIETLY AND FINDS USAGI ON DA TABLE AND JUMPS ON SERIKIE*

USAGI:AHHHAAHAHAH U GOT ME MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

*USAGI DRINKS BEER *,

MEAN WHILE USAGI FINISHES THE BOTTLE THE GANG HUDDLES TOGETHER

USAGI:AHHHHHHH HAHA HAHAAHAA MUAHAHAHAH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE GUYS

*HUGS DA GANG

ALICE: USAGI ARE U OKAY

USAGI:OKAY I AM NOT OKAY I AM MORE THEN OKAY I AM HAPPY!!!!!!! THX GUYS FOR GIVING ME WHAT I WANT I LUV U GUYS

GABZ:DOES THIS MEAN U ARE NOT POSSESSED

USAGI:OH GABZ I WAS NEVER POSSESSED

*gang awkward laugh*

USAGI:ANYWAYS THX GUYS I LOVE U AND I HAVE A SUPRISE FOR U

*GANG YELLES* WHAT IS IT!!!

*USAGI TURNS AROUND AND YELLS* ITS JUNE 8 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS HAPPY BEST FRIEND DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*USAGI TURNS AROUND FACING THEM AND JUMPS ON THEM*

NOW THAT USAGI IS FINE AND HEALTHY AGAIN EVERY THING IS BACK TO NORMAL AND *USAGI CUTS OFF THE NARRATOR *

USAGI:BITCH HOLD UP BEFORE U END DA BOOK HERES A LITTE TASTE OF PAY BACK FOR NOT PAYING DA WIFI

*GANG BEATS UP THE NARRATOR ABD EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL *

CHAPTER 2 WILL BE OUT SOON ✌(≧∇≦)/ヽ(°◇° )ノヘ(￣ω￣ヘ)