Lyrics Of Some Random Songs I Like

The Real Slime Shady(explicit)

The moon is full, the cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might dissapear suddenly down here
Welcome, come inside my home
I'm very much obliged
My friends call me *slime noise*
But you might know me as Slime
I am the massivest, giant geltinous guy
And this cavern is mine
My only passion is hiding in passages
Frightening passengers - Hi!
?
? -Suprise!
Butterfly and you'll happen to find that
You're trapped in a dial of a cafke good ride(deep)
You can try and take back
When I try and just snap
As is I am elastic in size(Boing)
Look at the size of this bastard
Divided like matter the kind
That will happen when atoms collide(boom)
Not about to deny it I'm having
A fabulous time, wrapping this rhyme
My cleric with multicelebits? and double entandres and passes that baffle your mind
I flip mathematics like a poltergeist (boo)
Because when I divide then I multiply(boo)
I wouldn't sort to die
Wouldn't resort to violence
?
?
One on one, I'm a one-man army
Come on bruv no one can harm me
We aren't going to cause any trouble, now are we?
So turn around and start running for your life calmly
The moon is full, the cave is deep
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might dissapear suddenly down here
I look like a creeper's head if he was dead
Of being beheaded by guillotine (chop)
Instead I'm creeping up on villagers,
A bast of smitherines(bop?)
And here your screams don't mean a hill of beans?
No being can hear a thing
No sweet idilic scenes if village greens
You're merely here to bleed
In the dirt in the grind?
You might just bump into Slime
Two for the price of one
Look I'm providing such a good time
I'm the verd of the slice?
Of Turkish delight
Lurking the murk of the mines don't you look twice
Kind word of advice
Hi my name's Slime Shady
Dunno why but screw face shines on my mind lately?
My baby, come ride in my gravy?
Twice daily, you ride in my lane
But I drive safely
When I'm pulling you aside there's nothing
Like a traffic zone and a white lady?
?
You can try gravely or die bravely
I'm a single father-mother
Call me dad and mom
I'm floupsing? the Chinese one child policy
Started at the bottom now I've got a bloody colony
I could be a doctor teaching epidimeology?
whisper The moon is full(full), the cave is deep(deep)
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might dissapear suddenly down here
normal I might seem green, but I'm just jelly
Puting you in a jam, like gooseberries
It's very clear I need intervention
Like in a book i keep interventing?
?... in every direction
Spreading my seed in every direction
You're gonna need some heavy protection
When I release the rest of them
Ha, hold up
Give it the sloppiest roadblock?
You and your croaker? run up and get cold, cock.
Were it came up from the old block
How come a Minecraft runner is a whole block
Even with no cock no ovulation
We're causing overpopulation
Mobs in the mode of replicating?
Sorry we're late and kept you waiting
And in the full moon
What would a fool do
To win a fortune
And will it fall through
Couldn't afford to
But could've fought you
Kay so I fought you
?
?
?
Didn't I warn you
Didn't it dawn on you
And when we fall on your sword
?
They'll make us keep repeating
Are we boring you
Though I'd like to stay around
All I sike? I'll stick
About very long
Gotta bounce, gotta split
So put down your stick
There's no need to attack
If you do or you don't
We will keep coming back
When the moon is full, the cave is deep(deep)
Anybody who is sane is asleep
It's deep down here, don't creep down here
Or you might disappear suddenly down here

Ploof

Reference to Slim Shady but you probably noticed.

Also this one has more question marks because Spotify lacks lyrics and I was just listening to the song and trying to make it out. I couldn't find the lyrics on google or yt but I will fix it once I do.