author's note : - hello again! aaj ka part ka jo plot hai usko mai 2 parts mai divide karungi so that thoda suspense rahe sooo aaj ke part mai itne song suggestion nahi honge. aap koi bhi gana sun sakte hai cause its situation neutral. at least that's what i think sooo....without any further ado, let's begin today's part!!!!! also the song in the title page the slowed and reverb version of shrinkhal's magnificent song!!! it's really nicely edited pls do check out!!!
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shrinkhal : omgggg what the hell is going on here? mai hu kaha pai? wtf!?
y/mom : y/n? abhi tak taiyaar nahi hui? late ho gye hai jaldi chal taiyaar ho ja
shrinkhal : aap kon ho? mai koi y/n nahi hu na aise kisiko janta hu
y/mom : y/n subah subah mere saath mazaak mat kar. iske liye time nahi hai ab jaldi taiyaar hoja pls (she leaves to make your i mean his lunch)
shrinkhal : arey par ek minute ruko- (he turns around and looks at himself in the mirror) OH.MY.GOD. WHAT THE.ACTUAL.FUCK?!
shrinkhal : mai kon hu??? bc mera dimaag kharaab ho raha hai ab....i think i should just do as what the lady says....(lady = y/mom)
(he didn't take a bath cause of course...being the gentle man that he is...he closed his eyes and changed into your uniform/clothes whatever)
y/mom : y/n chalo ab jaldi
shrinkhal : ha aaya...mera matlab aayi (he grabbed your phone and sat in the car)
y/mom : kya kar rahi hai subah subah phone leke baith gyi
shrinkhal : ek minute mujhe ek call karna hai sorry um mummy?
y/mom : kya nautanki kar rahi hai subah se dimaag to thik hai na tera?
shrinkhal : w-wo au-mummy mai kal ache se soyi nahi hu to-
y/mom : oh thike thike karle tujhe jo bhi karna tha (keeps driving)
shrinkhal : (calls his own number to check whether this shit is real or not)
[ringing]
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y/n : HELLO? MUMMA????
shrinkhal : hello??? aap y/n bol rahe- ( your mom looks at him while he was talking) (he speaks slowly) -aap y/n hai?
y/n : aap shrinkhal????
both : AWWW HELL NAAHHHH.
y/n : suniye aap...ye number save kar lijiye and whatsapp pai message kariye mujhe cause meri mom ko thoda shak ho jayega so pls.
shrinkhal : ok ok give me 2 minutes
y/n : ok ok take your time bye bye.
[he saves his own no. XD]
on the chat....................................
Shrinkhal : hello hello hello you there?
you : yes yes i am here...
[both typing]
both : first of all what the actual fuck is going on dude?
both again : i have no idea dude
y/n : dekh abhi hum kuch nahi kar sakte and abhi mere classes ka time hai so you need to behave like me. for obv reasons ok?
shrinkhal : ok what do i have to do???
y/n : (you list down the do's and don'ts and he listens to them all and hopefully obey them as well) ok ab i mean what do i do today???
shrinkhal : your work starts in the afternoon so wait till after lunch...after that i'll tell you what to do...tab tak just go with the flow...
[on shrinkhal's side]
y/mom : chal jaa y/n aa gya tera stopp
shrinkhal : (cuts the call) h-ha mummy bye
y/mom : bye beta! ache se padhna!
shrinkhal : padhna????? (with visible fear on his face)
y/mom : pagal ho gyi hai tu sach me XD
y/n : arey go with the flow se tera kya matlab tha- cut kar diya call!!!!! haww ab kya karungi mai??? (she looks around the house and the room and she guesses that he is a youtuber or atleast a researcher with how messy his table was)
[she came across the mirror]
y/n : (touches her face, i mean his technically) woah...mai itni handsome kyu hu...(then you notice the tattooz) OH BHAYANKAR KI THIS GUY HAS TATTOOS BROOOOO DAMNNNNNNNNNNN... KYA BAWAAL CHEEZ HAI BEY ( SHEESH)!!!!....well now that i think about it...ye pura incident itna bhi bura nahi hai...ok ima stop XD
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the next part will reveal what shrinkhal tells y/n to do for the day....will they be able to manage in each others bodies? we'll have to find out!!!!
until then, please take care of yourself, keep your loved ones very close to you and i'll see you very very soon. bye guys!
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