Why Elphelt should be added to strive

Why Elphelt Valentine should be added to strive

#1: My friend got a character he wanted, Asuka, or whatever the fuck his name is, and he flexed on me in the discord announcements server, and he and I are the only people in that damn server who play Guilty Gear, and I got so fucking mad at him, and he showed the video in the discord, and I told him to shut up. (I'm sorry☹️)
#2: she has cool guns 🤩🤩🤩
#3: wears boots (unlike Happy Chaos)
#4: story that I actually read something about
#5: cool design
#6: has big gun (very awesome)
#7: wedding dress (very epic)
#8: two different designs
#9: is fun to draw ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
#10: funny and silly
Those are my top ten reason why Elphelt Valentine should be added to Guilty Gear Strive thank you ☺️