Jersey Shore Season 4

S4 Ep4: Crime and Punishment

The early morning came and Mike and Britney were the first to rise from the dead. They got dressed and Mike went to call the cab as Britney went to get her sister. She entered the room, "Erica, I'm going home." "I'm sleeping." Erica groans when Britney replied, "Well I'm going home." "Okay." Erica says, sleepily when Britney shrugged, "Peace out." She walks out when Mike walks her to the door. He gave her a hug before she left the house. Mike went to head back to his bed when he pops his head back into Pauly, Vin, and Deena's room, saying, "You sister went home just now." "I'm and individual, okay." She mutters when Mike asked, "What was that?" "I'm an individual!" She exclaimed, annoyed when Mike nods, "Okay, okay, okay... good night." He closed the door and shook his head at the camera, muttering, "Fuckin crazy people."

{Mike "The Situation": It was supposed to be a menage-a-twin, but my whole menagerie went awry. I still had one twin. Can't be that upset, you know what I mean?}

Sometime later Vinny and Erica got up and head sent her home in the cab before getting ready for the day. He sat at the table with the map when Ronnie enters the room, asking, "I wanna know what happened." "Do you want me to tell you?" Vinny asked, chuckling when Ron nodded, "Yeah." "This chick wants to fuck me. I was like, 'whatever.' So we were, like, doing it. blah, blah, blah. And then Deena walks into the room and pulls the sheets up. And then she fuckin takes the girl and puts-- in her bed. She was hooking up with her all night, and, like, she got off. And then she sent the girl back to my bed. And then the girl polished me off." Vinny explains to a shocked Ronnie.

{Vinny: The truth is me and Deena tagged teamed a girl, but robbing is not teamwork. It's called 'tag team' not 'tag rob'. It wasn't a good tag team.}

A bit later Ronnie heads out onto the balcony to find Nicole, Violette, and Sammi hanging out. He asked, "So did you guys hear what happened?" "Why? Tell me what you heard." Sammi said when Ronnie looked at the entrance as the girl's came in closer. Ronnie tells them, "The girl was fuckin Vinny. She took the girl out of Vinny's bed. The girl went down on her." "Wait, went down on Deena?" Vi asked when Ron nods, "On Deena, yeah." The girls rolled there eyes, giving each other a look as Ronnie continues, "Vinny listened to the whole thing. Fuck yeah." "Ewwwww!" The girls exclaimed, laughing when Sammi exclaimed, "Stop! You gotta do sound effects, Ron?" "Now I got visuals!" Nicole exclaimed with Vi agreeing, "I know!" "Deena's like, 'Ohh!'" Nicole mimics, making everyone laugh.

A bit later the boys headed out for a bite to eat at Astor when Pauly catches Mike up on what went down, "Yo, you don't even know what went down last night." He points to Vinny, continuing, "This guy's mid-hook up. She throws the blanket right off of 'em. She's like, 'Oh, come with me. I'm better.'" "That's fucked up." Mike says when Pauly nods, "She pulled a robbery." "Like, what goes on in that house, bro?" Ronnie said as the boys laugh. Pauly then asked Mike, "So what happened? How'd you guys end off with the fight with Snooki? You guys apologize?" "Uhhh, pretty much. Like--" "You guys are talking now?" Pauly asked when Mike shakes his head, "We didn't talk yet." "So what happened now?" Pauly asked for the full story when Mike explains, "Pretty much my boy Unit was banging Ryder. And then Snooki walked in and got all turned on. And immediately got on her knees and started sucking my dick." "Wow... You swear to God?" Vinny asked when Mike holds out his pinky, "I swear on my sister." The boys eyes widen when Ronnie chuckles, "Today's Sunday dinner. So what's gonna happen at Sunday dinner?" "I don't know." Vinny breaths out when Pauly laughs, "The only thing I can say is I love it this time of year!" Making everyone laugh.

{Pauly D: Drama as usual at the house last night. Mike told everybody that Snooki hooked up with him and cheated on Jionni.}

{Mike "The Situation": Sometimes the truth hurts, but I'm going to bring the truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.}