Fnaf Oneshots

Karen at the Pizzaria

This is in the Fnaf 6 location where Michael runs the place.

Michael knew the day was going to be particularly long. There were many parties scheduled, so Michael was stressed.

Working the place by himself was hard work, so he programmed some animatronics to cook and help kids, so he didn't have to deal with too many people.

Michael was working at the counter, charging the large amount of people that were there the tiny admission fee.

Since it was so long day, Michael was worried about things. He was glad when days were quiet. All the noises that the kids made reminded him of things he didn't want to think about.

As he was resting at the counter, he saw someone walk up to the counter. It was a middle-aged white woman with a horrible haircut. He sighed.

"Hello, and welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria, how may I help you?" Michael said in a cheerful voice. He was faking it of course, but the woman didn't seem to care.

"Well, it's my son's birthday today," The woman said gesturing to the child. The kid looked about five and had blonde hair, just like his mom.

"Well, happy birthday!" Michael said, now putting on his best fake cheerful voice. He always made sure that kids thought he was happy. It was good for business.

The woman gave Michael a hard stare. "Uhm...Do you have a party reservation?" Michael asked, uncomfortable about the woman staring at him.

"Do I look like I have a party reservation?" The woman said in an annoyed tone. "Well, do you?" Michael asked, a bit confused.

"Well of course not!" The lady said. "I'm here to schedule one" Michael sighed. "What date?" She looked offended. "Well today of course"

"I'm sorry, but that's a bit too late ma'am, we're all booked" Her face turned sour. "But it's my son's birthday!" She said, getting angry.

"Well, I'm sorry ma'am but you should have scheduled sooner, Ma'am," Michael said. "Do you know who I am?!" Michael didn't really care.

"No..." He said. The woman looked even more upset. "I'm president of the homeowners association!"

She would have seen a vacant stare if Michael wasn't wearing his mask. "And how is that relevant?"

She looked even more pissed. "I want to speak to your manager!" She yells. Michael gestures to the manager badge on his shirt. "Your talking to him right now, ma'am"

She looked like she was about to commit murder. "C'mon Ayden, we are going" She grabbed the little boy by the arm and stormed off.

The kid looked really sad but the mom was too mad to notice. Michael felt bad for him. He knew what it was like to have shitty parents.

"Goodbye, and have a Fazerific day!" Michael shouted as they left. "And that's how you deal with a Karen" Michael whispered to himself.