You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: ;P
You: ;P
You: :P
Stranger: is that really
Stranger: how you're going to do this
You: im sorry
You: but yes
Stranger: i accept your apology
Stranger: here's the receipt
You: thank you.
You: and thank you.
Stranger: what's up with your inconsistent punctuation
You: hey you can't talk!
Stranger: says you
Stranger: i'm dictating all this to my secretary, steve
You: ... i was just saying that back to you i was kind of implying that i actually kind of did
You: hey steve!!
Stranger: i don't understand that sentence please repeat
Stranger: hello i am steve
You: umm
You: are you a person
Stranger: yes i am a person beep boop a robot person
Stranger: what a twist
Stranger: bet you didn't see that coming
You: wait how
You: whaat
Stranger: ta-dah it's actually me all along
Stranger: there is no steve
You: awe
Stranger: it's only us
You: ah
Stranger: we're alone in the universe
You: dayum
You: babies
Stranger: i hate babies
Stranger: well maybe not hate
You: yeah same
Stranger: i fear babies
You: well yeah
Stranger: are you that poop girl
You: i just highly dislike annoying stupid ones
You: pop girl??
You: poop girl??
Stranger: there was a poop girl just now
You: oh okay
You: are you a robot seriously??
Stranger: she was pooping
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: been a robot for ah 7 years now
Stranger: it all started back during the war
You: sarcastic level: 99
You: im i the longest person to put up with you?
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Omegle Chats
Non-Fictionhaha these are just some omegle chats that i have had. some of these may not actually be funny but yeah :D
