You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hola
You: aye
Stranger: hello
You: wats up
Stranger: lol ok this is lame
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: the sky
You: ikr
You: yeah my roof
Stranger: dude
Stranger: okay hear me out
You: ok
Stranger: what if one day you wake up and you dont have any eyebrows
Stranger: byebrows
You: holy shit ahahahaha
Stranger: sometimes i get high and just write down what i think
Stranger: and that was one of the things
Stranger: so ur welcome
You: awesome lay it thick mate
Stranger: you waNT MORE??
You: helL YES!!
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ill just type exactly what i wrote
You: okay then
Stranger: "french fries instead of sand — homeless people fed why isn't the government doing that? / pet spider that tells you about sales on balloons"
Stranger: those were two funny ones i found
Stranger: pretty much most of it is like
You: hahaha thats great
Stranger: terrible handwriting and incoherent words
You: omg i would be at the beach all day long!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and like everyone has hats so when blimps come and sprinkle salt along the shore they dont get it in their eyes
Stranger: jesus thats a wonderful idea
You: blimps...
You: sounds good
Stranger: <|
Stranger: thats a thumbs up
Stranger: u earned it pal
You: :|]
You: yeah matey!!
You: thats a robot^^
Stranger: yo yo
Stranger: >(.o.)
Stranger: a fish
Stranger: NO WAIT
Stranger: >(u.o.)u
You: (^^^) remember this is a shark...?
Stranger: wow what
You: yeah
Stranger: wait i wanna try something
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Omegle Chats
Non-Fictionhaha these are just some omegle chats that i have had. some of these may not actually be funny but yeah :D
