Being Sydney pots mom

Chatting

Y/n POV :

Me and Stuart were up making pancakes for the band and Sydney then All of a sudden we hear the door open and slammed shut then we heard loud footsteps come in the kitchen.

"Lol you would never guess what happened"
"What happened"
"Right she was so drunk already that she didn't even notice I wasn't dentz to be honest what does she see in him?"
"I'm right here you know"
"Oh didn't see ya hello"
"Hey"
"Hehe we're making pancakes sit down"
"Cool"

He made his way to the fridge to get what he calls his 'morning juice' but we all know it's beer but he only calls it that in front of Sydney and noodle which is understandable.

"For fuck sake"
"What?"
"We have no beer left...We had like 3 in the fridge yesterday! Who drank them!"

He looked at Stuart and me suspiciously and we just Awkwardly looked about (like Murdoc in the mtv cribs after Russel growls at him)

"It was you two wasn't it"
"You don't know it could of been Russel"
"Well I've got some proof"
"And what is that?"
"Luv. You have got hickeys all over your neck"
"And I oop-"
"Oopsies"
"I told you not so many Stuart!"
"I was drunk!"
"Fair enough"
"So I guess your like a thing now"
"Depending if Y/n wants"
"I don't mind I guess"
"There you go by the way you owe me some beer"
"Got it"

Our conversation got cut short because Sydney started to cry.
"You continue I'll grab Sydney"
"Okie dokie stu"
He then started his journey to Sydney's room while me and Murdoc we're in the kitchen

"What you want on your pancakes mudz"
"Surprise me luv"
"Got it"
I flipped the pancake but it ended up on the floor
"Do you not know how to flip a pancake?"
"No..."
"Pass it here"
Murdoc walked over the stove and grabbed the pan and flipped the pancake like it was nothing
"How-? You know whatever"
"Practice"
"You know how to make pancakes?"
"Well yeah. Let me tell you something but like this is between you and me"
"Got it"
"I used to work at a cafe but not at a chef or anything as a waiter but it was part of my training so"
"That's cool! I used to work as a teacher assistant before a child tried to strangle me for not answering his question..."
"Damn what was the question like?"
"He asked me if I was a virgin"
"What the fuck dude"
"I know right? But it's why I'm good with kids but I never thought I would see the day that a child would ask me that"
"Well were you at the time?"
"No I had a boyfriend at the time before apparently I wasn't good enough for him and he needed someone more pretty so that also happened but he often forced me to do stuff I wasn't comfortable doing but he always got me to do it"
"Damn that's sad but personally if I was you I would of smacked his face as hard as I could and ended it"
"Yes but you dont know how many times I tried to break up with him... once he held a knife to my throat and threaten he'd kill me if I broke up with him and another time was he raped me and said if I told anyone he would bury me alive... but obviously I called the cops on him and he went to jail but I don't know if he's out or not so I'm always scared to go out by myself"

I didn't realise I said any of that or that there was tears falling down my face but mostly did not notice Stuart standing at the door frame with Sydney in his hands

"D-did that actually happen?"
"Y-yeah"
"Baby why didn't you tell me before!"
"Because I didn't want you worrying"
"It's ok luv if he is out we can protect you"
"Thank you Murdoc"
"Yeah we can get noodle you don't wanna know how she is when she's angry..."
"Definitely once she slapped me across the face and a tooth fell out..."
"Yeah and once she karate kicked me... that hurt..."
"Heheh!~ good times!"
"AH- where did you come from noodle!"
"My dads sperm anyway what's cooking it smells delicious!"
"Pancakes... WHY DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SPERM IS?"
"Uh... why you looking at me?"
"Because Murdoc your usually sexually active so if she learned anything about sex then you told her it!"
"Yeah he did tell me it!"
"Oh you little snitch! I took you to get bubble tea so you wouldn't tell!"
"Well that was the past and it's not like you can do anything to me while Russel, toochie and
Y/n is about~"

She then joyfully skipped to sit down next to Murdoc and blow a raspberry at him

"Noodle be nice you know he's old"
"Okie dokie~"
"I'm not old!"
"Your 57 murdoc remember that"
"Guys do you know there is a baby present?"
"Oh my little Sydney we are sorry! By the way Stuart can You flip the pancake? I cant do it..."
"Nether can I luv... why did we choose pancakes out of everything!"
"I don't know... oh wait Murdoc help"
"Murdoc??"
"Yes he showed me! Show them!"
"Ugh I literally just sat down!"
"Tough cmon"
"Ugh..."

He finally chose to get off his arse and be useful by flipping the pancake.

"Happy?"
"Yes thank you~"
"H-how?- ok then!"
"Yay finally finished! Stuart can you place Sydney in her seat?"
"Sure"

We then all ate but then realised Russel wasn't there

"Hey where's Russel?"
"He went to his boyfriends"
"He has a boyfriend??"
"Yes~"
"Who??"
"Del"
"What? I thought they were like connected in some way"
"I don't know apparently del randomly turned human again cause some random old lady gave a him a bracelet to make him human or something"
"That's a bit sketchy but ok"
"That's what we said but he didn't listen"
"Ok lol"

Ima end it there cuz I don't know what the shit to rite about so uh
Goodbye ⭐️