Nightmare of konosuba

Chapter 2

Kazuma: No way, I'm really in another world! I can't believe it so like I get to learn magic and go on real Quest and stuff. I get to be a hero. Goodbye to my miserable life as a hermit hello to my new one this fancy world's going to break me out of my shell.

Meanwhile a certain goddess was crying.

Kazuma: what are you doing can you stop crying already people are starting to stare and you're ruining my moment. So anyway now that we're here aren't you supposed to give me something? I mean look at me I'm still in the tracksuit I can't I can't do what I got to do in a fantasy world wearing clothes like these. Don't I get some basic gear to start with.

But Aqua ignoring Kazuma grabbed him by the collar still crying and now screaming starting to shake him.

Kazuma: Okay quit spazzing out I get it! You're mad you're here I'm sorry. God if you hate it so much go back to where you came from I can manage on my own.

Aqua: haven't you been paying attention, I'm stuck here with a creep what do I do I'm stuck here and I don't know what to do.

Aqua continued crying like a 2 year old

Y/n: Hey Kazuma I'm assuming you wished for a loud crying girl? Weird request but to each their own.

Kazuma: Oh Y/n your still here I thought you would be off by now.

Y/n: Nah I decide to wait but seriously why did you wish for her out of all things.

Kazuma: don't ask I don't even know myself.

Y/n: okay well aside from that let's go and make sure the blue crying thing comes with.

Kazuma: wait where are we going?

Y/n: The adventurer Guild duh so let's go.

5 minutes later we arrived at The Adventurer Guild. As we walk in the guild I met quite a bit of tasty snac-I mean potential comrades who are drinking and others eyeing us up. I then notice a girl with white hair and a blue eye staring at me but quickly disappeared when I tried to get a good look at her.

Random waitress: oh welcome if you're here to eat grab a seat where you can. If you're looking for work head on over to the counter.

Kazuma: Cool thanks a lot.

As Kazuma and aqua look around a bit I continue trying to find the white haired girl but eventually give up since I already have my theory on who she might be and if I'm correct things will get a lot more fum.

Ruffian: hey! I've never seen you before you all got some weird clothes going on over there.

Kazuma: yeah well we just rolled into town buddy been on the road for a minute you know what I mean? Truth is I heard you guys need my help to fight the devil King.

Ruffian: hm if dying what you want then that's what you'll get. Welcome to the Gates of Hell The guild emissions desk is over there tough guy.

We began to make our way to the emissions desk we saw a girl there with *cough* large assets.

Luna: hi I'm Luna how can I help you through today.

Kazuma: hey what do we have to do to become adventurers?

Luna: I can help with that just pay the registration fee and I can get your paperwork started.

Kazuma: great awesome, wait there's a registration fee? He that looks over at aqua. You got any money on you? Aqua just shakes her head indicating that she does not.

Y/n: what type of goddess are you?

Aqua: he dragged me here without any warning I had no chance to get my purse.

Kazuma: yep totally useless

All three of us were now all sitting at the back of the guild Kazuma with his head down staring depressively at the floor with a dead look in his eyes same with aqua.

Random waitress: you all ready to order?

Kazuma: sorry give us a bit more time.

The waitress nodded and walked away.

Kazuma: we're stuck what are we going to do? This was a game we would have at least got some basic gear and enough cash to cover us for a bit. How can I treat us like this.

Y/n: give me by tonight we'll have plenty of money hehe.

Both aqua and!Kazuma subconsciously move away.

Kazuma: No bad Y/n no killing innocent people.

Y/n: Huh? Who said anything about murder we could just strongly recommend them to give us their money and if they refuse well who knows hmhmhm.

Aqua: so creepy If I stay any longer around him I'll get killed.

Suddenly Y/n give Aqua a creepy yet innocent smile causing her to move farther away from him.

Aqua: can he read my thoughts or something.

Kazuma: well what now are we going to do oh great goddess.

Aqua: all right watch and see how a goddess handles this crisis.

Aqua then walked over to an older looking man drinking tea.

Aqua: priest what is your denomination?

Old man: Hm?

Aqua: I am aqua worshiped by the Noble religious order of Axis. The god of soccer if thou is one of my loyal followers I'd appreciate if you lend me some money.

Y/n: pffff hahaha. no way oh have the mighty have fallen.

Aqua sent a slight glare to YN as he just sticks out his tongue before continuing laughing.

Old man: actually I'm an eris follower.

Shock looks appear on Kazuma and aqua as Y/n continues laughing.

Aqua: oh you are sorry to bother.

Old man: wait miss you said your an Axis follower right? According to the old stories goddess Aqua is senior to the goddess Eris I also noticed earlier that you couldn't cover the registration fee so this must be fate. The old man puts four golden coins on the table. Consider this a blessing from the goddess Eris although you shouldn't impersonate a goddess no matter how devoted the follower you are.

Aqua: sorry thank you very much kind sir. haha for some reason he really didn't believe I was a goddess nice man though he even pointed out that Eris was my junior haha to think one of my subordinates followers took pity on me and even loan me money when I asked.

Aqua's pride was completely broken while giving me a good laugh.

Well folks that's it for chapter 2 let me know your thoughts on it and for now goodbye.