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Book: Muichiro x Reader Kimetsu College.
Off-stage events - There's me - yeah
Enjoy!

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Rui: You bought 78 apples, 90 packs of Pepsi, 69 bottles of water, 56 soy sauce packets, and 179 juice boxes of the price of 12,918,829 dollars?!

Y/n: Why would you buy all this?

Akemi: It's all for content.

Rui: Let's hope that content gets you in a box on a sidewalk wearing rugged up clothes.

Akemi: Thank you.

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Muichiro: Oh no!

Rui: There goes Kyo-ju-ro!

Y/n: Go-go Ha-kuji!

Koyuki and Selena: Woo-oo-oo-ooh!

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Rui as he looks at script: I didn't agree to be abused.

Akemi: Do you want content?

D/n: I don't want to abuse a child.

Rui: *gains irks* I AM 18—

Akemi: Yeah, slap him hard.

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Selena: I'm feeling different.

Rui: How?

Selena: Whenever I'm around Koyuki and Hakuji, I feel single~

Rui: Okay...

Selena: And whenever I'm around you, I feel taken~

Rui: *blushes*

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Y/n: You bought a hair conditioner for 68 dollars?

Muichiro: it's a small price to pay for self-esteem, babe.

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Hakuji: Uhm... let's see..

Rui: What are you doing?

Hakuji: I stole Hashimoto's phone.

Rui: And -

Hakuji: I'm trying to get the password right.

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Koyuki: When I asked for 2 boxes of chicken...

Koyuki: *points at chicken* I didn't ask for ALIVE CHICKEN!

Akemi: Well, next time, be more specific.

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Selena: I have a complaint!

Akemi: What is it?

Y/n: You gave us expired soda.

Akemi: And?

Koyuki: it's expired!

Akemi: Well, maybe if you were born earlier, you could've gotten your hands on the soda before it went expired.

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Hinata: You're hot.

Y/n: Wait what—

Hinata: Look. You're burning up!

Y/n: Oh, okay.

Y/n: Wait WHAT—

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Hakuji: ... Y/n.

Y/n: Hm?

Hakuji: I'm worried.

Y/n: Of what?

Hakuji: Of her. *points at Akemi*

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