Opposites Attract

Idiots!!

"Ugh! I can't stand this guy anymore!" The young brunette muttered as she walked out of the room without a word.

The raven head had been so annoying that she couldn't stand being in the class.

She kept muttering as she walked.

Little did she know - oops! Cannonball! Bam!

"My nose! Ouch!" she groaned as she got up from the recent fall "I feel like a cartoon character with a flat face after hitting the floor."

[Yup - #clumsiest]

"You should get a medal for being clumsy" a familiar voice chuckled behind her.

She spun around "Must you annoy me this way?" the brunette spat at the raven to which he nodded importantly.

"Yes madam. I must, it's my duty."

"But why me?!"

The raven smirked "Because I find you most interesting."

[Watch out! Incoming!]

The young girl narrowed her eyes "In what way, may I ask?"

"No you may not!" The raven replied.

A momentary silence.

Then both burst out laughing.

"Oh my goodness!" The raven gasped "Now that was fun"

"Totally" the brunette agreed "You should've seen the professor's face when we walked out!"

"Priceless!" Both exclaimed at the same time.

"We're so gonna get suspended" the brunette chuckled and the raven nodded.

Realization dawned. [Cue the music!]

They stared at each other, eyes wide.

"Oh man! Shit!" Both cursed and raced off back to class.

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Eh...talk about stunts! You got two right here. Maybe three pretty soon.

Best friends?
Doubt it.

Bickering idiots?
Definitely.

Birds of a feather flock together?
Old time rubbish.

Opposites attract?
Now that's better.

Welcome to the world of craziness, chaos and fun.

Although I should warn you to watch out for the upcoming headache and irritation.

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Raven: woah woah woah! Hold up! Headache? Irritation?

Author: Yeah, you're all idiots so shut up!

Raven: Shutting up.

Brunette: That's better. Continue please.

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So, as I was saying -

      Beware :  Idiotic, bickering best friends. They bark and they bite. Read at your own risk.

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Brunette : that went better than expected.

Raven: speak for yourself!

Brunette : I am

Raven : shut up!

Author : (muttering) idiots!