⚰I feel like undertaker really likes baking so little baking dates (idk what you would call them) are one of his things
⚰he's the big spoon most of the time but he also enjoys laying on your chest while you run your fingers through his hair
⚰ok but why do I have it in my head that his pet name for you is "biscuit" I need therapy 😭
⚰his morning voice is so sweet he usually mumbles when he first wakes up
⚰but don't underestimate his power to yank you back into bed if you don't have to get up early that morning (he will also lay on top of you if necessary)
"I gotta pee"
"Mmmmm.... "
"Please...."
"Mmnoooomm"
"BOI IMMA PISS IN DA BED"
"mmmffffine"
⚰he likes taking showers with you after work
⚰y'all decided to watch inside out.... Bro giggled when Bing bong died
*Bing bong literally dying*
"Oh nooo"
"Pfffft"
"WHAT THAT FUUUCK?"
"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKSKRIYJD"
⚰y'all went to a grocery store at night and rode around in an abandoned cart....... One of you mysteriously went to work with a bandaged arm...... And it wasn't undertaker......
⚰if you to have to spend the night apart for some reason he will send you random memes at 3am with "thinking about you" attached to the link
"I've already seen the rubber room rat meme several times"
"Ik but it reminds me of you:)"
"Wtf"
*read 4 hrs ago*
But he really can't sleep without you:) :) :) :) :)
⚰occasional piggyback rides
U H03S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS HAVEN'T YA🍋🍋
⚰Will tease and torture the living shit outta you
⚰grazes your back with his nails💅
⚰fingers/hands>>>>>>>>
⚰he giggles a little throughout
⚰5 or 6 rounds max
⚰will sit on you (unless you're smaller than him in that case he'll just sit over you) and choke you. And when I say choke...... There's scratches and nail marks on your neck the next morning
⚰has a collar for you that is black leather and has little button-like things on it (mayber not spikes cause that could end hazardously) and a coffin shaped dog tags with "biscuit" ingraved on it [pun intended (sorta)]
⚰in public only if you're comfortable with it
⚰he injoys spooning you in the less wholesome way.....
⚰idk I feel like he interchanges degration and praise like *good little wh0r3" things like that
(IK I'M TERRIBLE AT THIS PLEASE BE NICE😭😭😭 but leave suggestions in the comments so I can maybe make a better updated version of this chapter I would love to here you guys' feedback)
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black butler headcanons bcs I'm board : /
Fanfiction(Incomplete) Sebastian Michaelis Grelle Sutcliffe undertaker maybe Ronald and William but not Ciel or Alois because they're kids ツ Disclaimer: language, this is my first time writing something like this so expect the grammar to be terrible, and not...
