1. Do I know you forme somewhere, fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Laura?
(hope there name isn't Laura)
2. Would you be the six to my nine?
3. Do you have any British in you? Because I can put some
in.
4. That's a nice dress but it would look better at the bottom of my bed.
5. Do you know what people say behind your back?
Nice ass.
6. Are you a mirror? Because I can see me all over you.
7. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me
in your pants.
8. Did you fall from heaven because your face sure is mangled.
9. Did you come from a volcano because you sure are hot.
10. Heaven called and said there was an angel on the lose, I think I've found it.
11. I have a crush on someone, they look just like you
(reply) Awww it's me
(you) No it's your sister.
12. My love for you is like diarrhea, it's so hard to keep in.
13. I lost my number can I have yours?
14. I'm blinded by your beauty, I need your name and number for insurance.
15. There's going yo be 7 new planets made after I destroy your anus.
16. What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?
My zipper.
17. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would U and I together.
18. My dick just died can I burry it in your arse.
19. Are you religious because your the answer to all my prayers.
20. Do you have sunburn or are you always this hot?
21. Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes?
22. Is there any chance I could get a picture of you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
23. Are you sitting on the F5 key because your arse is refreshing.
24. You're so hot you turn my software into hardware.
25. Do you want to call the cops and see who comes first?
26. Are you an orphanage because I want to give you babies.
27. I like Lego you like Lego we should build a relationships.
28. If you were a fart I would smell you all day.
29. Roses are red, violets are blue we going to have sex because I'm stronger than you.
30. Are you from Ireland because my penis is Dublin.
31. I'm like mould because I'm going to grow on you.
32. The inside of your tights is a stairway to heaven.
33. Are you a door because I could slam you all night.
34. Would you like to come back to mine and watch porn on my 52 inch mirror.
35. Let's play titanic, you be the ice berg and I'll go down.
