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: ̗̀➛Helluva boss Pilot

(notes: oh, right, i already mention, [Y/N] will not be appear a lot in the pilot, she will be appears in episode 1 later, but for now let's enjoy the pilot)

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Post prologe: 06/08/2023

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The scene opens, with a shot of imp city that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transition to a closed door with labeled "IMP headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads "Meeting in progress with a smiley face drawn next to it. The lights flickers at the camera zooms in on the door. Inside Blitzø infront of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

"Alright, now, i know business has been.... a bit slow lately, yes. But, it's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *Blitzø looks at Moxxie*, Moxxie"

Moxxie furrowed his eyebrows, gives him an incredulous look in response.

"Now, does anyone have.... a bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?"

Millie raise her hand, and slammed her hand down on the desk with a bright energetic smile "What. about. A car wash?"

"This is hell, Millie. No one cares about their cars being clean here, okay? *He thinks for a second* Wh-Ooh! What about a Billboard?" Blitzø waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie rolls his eyes, "We can't afford a billboard sir," turning his head away from him, Moxxie stated.

"Helpful, Moxxie really glad you're in the room right now," Blitzø said while shoving Moxxie, "Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzø pulled out a remote and turned on the TV.

It showed a video of Blitzø hitting a guy with a hammer, Moxxie shooting a guy in a chair with a gun, Loona biting a guys neck while shaking him violently, Millie decapitating a guy with a spear, "Ah, those were the good times," Blitzø said.

Moxxie looks at him in confusion, "Look, i don't need any reminding sir, considering you blew most of our salaries,on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for three hours on a channel, nobody watches." Moxxie explains, Blitzø ignores him,

"Uh, hey, excuse me. What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit!" Blitzø said,

"People loves musical sir," Millie said.

"Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical," Blitzø does a jazz hand, then He pointed at Moxxie, "Are you gonna crush my dreams like my dad did?"

"Sir-"

"Cause, right now? All i see is just my dads ASSHOLE talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who i truly am inside." Blitzø dramatically said, a slight tear appear.