idk

You and Bob

*listen to the song while reading this just bc*

when you run out of pizza u cry, scream, die a little inside....and order another one and then u remember u dont have enough cash so u draw a zero at the end of one of the bills (like a pro) and act like u have enough. when the pizza delivery man comes u give him the money, take the pizza, and lock everything. then u eat the pizza as fast as u can before the delivery man comes back realizing u gave him ish money THEN u unlock everything, jump out a window and run into the woods. while ur doing that the delivery man comes back and knocks on the door opening it a little. now going back to when ur running into the woods u meet a bear named Bob (Bob the bear not Bob the builder). u start having feelings for Bob. *5 years later* Bob decided to ask u to marry him so he goes and steals a ring from the diamond shop Jared bc he went to Jared. he then comes back into the woods before he gets shot by animal control or some shit and proposes in bear. since its been 5 years u now understand bear language and say yes. *another 5 years after* u have kids that r half u and half bear they grow up and have more bear kids and they all lived happily ever after.

now didn't i say it would be weird. if you didn't listen to me prepare to be wondering how they had kids that are half bear bc the world may never know.
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