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Sora: If you dig a 6 foot hole, how deep is that hole?
Iroha: Probably like 20 feet.
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Yoruko: Gravity is creepy when you realize you're not walking around on a surface, but getting pulled into a burning core of magma.
Mikado: At least something in my life wants to pull me closer instead of pushing me away.
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Hibiki: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Shinji: Knowing that anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself.
Kanade: The fact that cannibalism has the potential to solve world hunger and overpopulation at the same time.
Teruya: Out of all the Spider-Man universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.
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Kokoro: *driving and suddenly gets a call from Emma*
Emma: Where are you?
Kokoro: I'm getting a new coffee machine.
Emma: It's only 7 years old, though. I have sheets older than that.
Kokoro: Well, it may also have to do with the fact that your sheets don't get any action like my coffee machine does.